Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

30 comments:

1. Mandy, 20, March 2005, 0:11 |  
   “The way to a man’s brain is through his :wang:.”

    
2. TheFaramir, 20, March 2005, 0:14 |  
   “The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.”

    
3. Spud, 20, March 2005, 0:57 |  
   “The way to a man’s brain is through his skull .”

    
4. JD, 20, March 2005, 1:15 |  
   The way to a man’s is through his

    
5. JD, 20, March 2005, 1:16 |  
   That is, unless he wears a

    
6. a, 20, March 2005, 3:58 |  
   The way to Amans is through Rodez.
   http://www.saint-amans-des-cots.com/pages/allerasa.php

    
7. Vicus Scurra, 20, March 2005, 3:59 |  
   The way to a man’s conservatory is through his drawing room.

    
8. DAve, 20, March 2005, 8:22 |  
   The way to a man’s heart is between his second and third rib.

    
9. rust, 20, March 2005, 10:30 |  
   “The way to a man’s fortune is through his third ex-wife’s grasping fingers .”

    
10. rust, 20, March 2005, 10:34 |  
    “The way to a man’s peanut-sized brain is through his current wife’s cobweb-encrusted fanny .”

     
11. ariel, 20, March 2005, 10:36 |  
    damn JD! my thoughts exactly

     
12. rust, 20, March 2005, 10:41 |  
    Me? bitter? don’t make me laugh! Come and see my 75 dollar a month flea-infested shanty with bathroom shared with incontinent strangers!!

    “The way to a man’s heart is through his penis.”

    Period.

     
13. wang...., 20, March 2005, 12:36 |  
    :dead::java::limp::wang::undies::boobs::boobs::geek::grin::idea::oops::razz::roll::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:

     
14. TinaMarie, 20, March 2005, 13:13 |  
    Rust, you stole the words right out of my mouth. The other thing that is in my mouth is still attached to my husband, and you can’t have it. Your comment, however, did help us both immensely! :cool::wang::undies:

     
15. rust, 20, March 2005, 13:32 |  
    Well, Tina, if you and your husband are thinking of getting a divorce in the near future, I could help you out by giving your husband the name of my ex-lawyer.

     
16. AF, 20, March 2005, 14:26 |  
    The way to a man’s is through his stomach. After about the age of 30, an empty stomach=:limp:

    BYW, are these the greatest icons or what:wang::limp:?

     
17. Venessa, 20, March 2005, 16:55 |  
    The way to a man’s demise is through his vas deferens.:roll:

     
18. Wildcat, 20, March 2005, 19:53 |  
    To finish Faramir’s comment…
    The way to a man’s heart is through his chest with a sharp knife.

    My own?
    The way to a man’s heart is through his shorts. Remember: the heart isn’t that far below the head!

     
19. Esther, 20, March 2005, 20:55 |  
    The way to a man’s Cheese Nips is through his borrowed apartment key.

     
20. Eric, 20, March 2005, 21:53 |  
    “The way to a man’s _______ is through his _______ .”

    heart, stomach
    love, feeding
    penis, fly
    happiness, not having to watch chick flicks
    happiness, not having to go shopping
    pain, woman
    demise, women

     
21. jen, 20, March 2005, 23:06 |  
    “The way to a man’s stomach is through his solarplexus.”

     
22. mikeB, 20, March 2005, 23:29 |  
    The way to a man’s superpowers is through his

     
23. Princess Carmen, 20, March 2005, 23:31 |  
    The way to a man’s daughter is through his shotgun. (according to my husband regarding our 2 beauties)

     
24. wantwit, 21, March 2005, 4:23 |  
    the way to a man’s stomach is through his mouth. words to live by.

     
25. Andrew Madigan, 21, March 2005, 12:34 |  
    The way to a mans wife is through his trust.:sad:

    The way to a mans job is through having pictures of him on a meeting room table with a client.:twisted:

     
26. Todd Micoley, 21, March 2005, 14:32 |  
    The way to a man’s wallet is through his wife

     
27. Anonymous, 21, March 2005, 22:28 |  
    

    The way to a mans nightmare is through his one night stand with a who in the morning turns out to have a

     
28. Strizzle, 22, March 2005, 11:56 |  
    The way to a mans penis is through his pants, duh.

     
29. Randu, 22, March 2005, 14:02 |  
    The way to a man’s dullness is through his capella band.

     
30. Rebel, 24, March 2005, 0:25 |  
    :boobs::wang::idea:wish i had these icons on my messenger. cute site. thanks for letting me visit..hope to see you soon. BTW..i think the way to a man’s heart and soul is through patience and lots and lots of passionate and playful sex and communication.