Note to Self: 5,201

Posted by Davezilla 15 March, 2005 Latest: Nikki, Cheap Date, Lace Valentine, Nikki, TinaMarie,

No matter how tempting it may sound, Lime-Shrimp flavored ramen is of the Devil. Run screaming.

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19 comments:

  1. Fran, 15, March 2005, 0:42 |  

    Oh no! Now you tell me. I’ve eaten those. Does that mean I need to be circumcised?

    I mean exercised?

    Oh, I don’t know what I mean. :roll:

     
  2. Spud, 15, March 2005, 0:48 |  

    Lime-Shrimp huh…

    An extract from a friend -

    One time I ate a Twinkie and drank a lime soda before bed. I dreamt that I was sitting in the lap of a bald older man who was wearing a leather vest and leather chaps (with the crotch missing). I was having sex with him, and I woke up to find that I was actually humping my bed.

    I don’t have Twinkies and Key Lime soda anymore.

    The message?

    I kinda thought in a way it fitted.

    :grin:

    Don’t Touch The Limes!

    unless…

     
  3. wantwit, 15, March 2005, 0:49 |  

    :-? lime-flavored tortillas are equally disgusting. :!:

     
  4. Esther, 15, March 2005, 1:08 |  

    I’ve thankfully avoided those, and will now most definitely avoid the Twinkie/lime soda combo, as well.

    Only limeade should have limes, and even then, lots of sugar to go with it.

    Eat some BBQ while you’re oil country, Dave!:lol:

     
  5. Esther, 15, March 2005, 1:09 |  

    That would be “‘in’ oil country”. Time for sleep.:kiss:

     
  6. Anna, 15, March 2005, 3:01 |  

    Don’t even have to know what a “ramen” is to know that it must be awful.
    PS what is a “ramen”?

     
  7. ospirin, 15, March 2005, 3:57 |  

    Short answer:
    Ramen are the earlist form of pasta (close cousin of Linguine). Made from water, salts, and medium protein or “all Purpose wheat flour”.

    NOTE: Some varieties of ramen do contain egg, but some tradition-ist believes ramen should be made without egg.

     
  8. a, 15, March 2005, 5:03 |  

    No bloggie for Dave this year.
    He got Angela Landsbury’ed, if you know what I mean.

     
  9. Davezilla, 15, March 2005, 5:26 |  

    Eh, no surprise. I’ve won eight Bloggies and not one of them was for humor. Maybe this should be a serious website and I’ll just discuss heuristic analysis and multidimensional arrays. [cough]

    No BBQ, Esther. Zilla doesn’t eat things that walk or fly.

     
  10. Spud, 15, March 2005, 6:20 |  

    or swim??

     
  11. Steppenwolf, 15, March 2005, 6:52 |  

    If that’s true then pity poor Natalie. :evil:

     
  12. frisko, 15, March 2005, 8:11 |  

    Were the ramen noodles on sale at Save a lot? I hope you didn’t buy extra to keep on hand.

     
  13. Nikki, 15, March 2005, 8:48 |  

    Maybe you need more soccer mom readers!

     
  14. Esther, 15, March 2005, 8:52 |  

    Ah, ok, Dave. Enjoy your salad, then. :kiss:

     
  15. Cheap Date, 15, March 2005, 11:43 |  

    Lime-Shrimp flavored ramen sounds TEMPTING???? :wtf: Lime shrimp, yeh. Ramen, sure. But LIME SHRIMP RAMEN???? :dead:

    *THUNK*

    Consider yourself VIRTUALLY FOREHEAD THUMPED!

     
  16. Lace Valentine, 15, March 2005, 14:37 |  

    Does anybody like me enjoy eating the Ramen noodles uncooked and still hard and brittle?

    In fact I’ve done that twice this week (shrimp flavored too but no lime). And I haven’t had any for years, so a little weird Dave is posting this now.

     
  17. ospirin, 15, March 2005, 15:22 |  

    Lance
    Actually, Taiwanese kids have been crumble uncooked Ramen noodles (with some sprinkle of those yummy SMG salt) for about 30~40 years now

    Useless fact of the day: Packaged Ramen were invented by Nissin about 45 years ago

     
  18. Nikki, 15, March 2005, 17:51 |  

    I’ve always wanted some crumbled uncooked Taiwanese kid noodles!

     
  19. TinaMarie, 16, March 2005, 0:15 |  

    Holy mother of God, did anyone listen to that preacher? I actually AM a preacher and I nearly fell off my chair! Where did that man learn to preach? At the University of HaveaTantrum? :wtf: Swearat U? :-? Goddamn U? :roll:

    After all of that supreme bitching that he did, it about blew me off my chair that he lit up a stogie and continued to “preach.” Oh yeah, I plan on doing that the next time I hit the pulpit.

    Somebody get that man a Prozac. And some benzos (tranquilizers like Xanax.) And maybe a frontal lobotomy.

    Yeah. That’s the ticket. Frontal lobotomy.