God Bless Amepica
Archive for February, 2005
This is not a test
Monkeys eat toast in my pants.
God lives in Kansas
After some playing with Google Maps, I decided to find out if the all-mighty Google knew the location of the Almighty. Apparently, He lives in southeast Kansas.
Unusual names and invisible friends
Heather Champ mentioned her dogs’ full names in a contest yesterday:
Chieka Ciquita Banana Boom Boom Powazek Champ and Bugsley Dante Alphonso P-Pants Champ Powazek. Such clever and descriptive names.
The names reminded me of one of my sisters, who had an imaginary friend as a child. Her imaginary friend’s name was Penny Pipperdoodle and she lived in our bathroom fan. Naturally, she was quite offended whenever the fan was turned on, as it spun everything in Penny’s “house” around. Why, it would take Penny and her 17 siblings several hours to set things aright!
How about you? Any imaginary pals, invisible relatives, or ghostly companions when you were growing up?
