Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

28 February, 2005 Latest: Mandy, wantwit, Lace Valentine, Spud, Kirk,

Perhaps I’m just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper.

Two elderly ladies were there discussing church and giving disapproving looks to a young woman who had on a pair of jeans sized for a much smaller woman. I ignored them and kept working on my huge load. So to speak.

About fifteen minutes later, I heard two shrieks and assumed the old ladies had left a Sharpie pen in the washing machine. It was much better. A homeless man threw his laundry into their machine to get a free wash, leaving the church ladies with two dozen pair of ripped up, homeless, stinking underwear.

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14 comments:

  1. Brad, 28, February 2005, 0:42 |  

    “I ignored them and kept working on my huge load.”

    heh heh…..you said “load” :wang:

     
  2. JFLY, 28, February 2005, 0:56 |  
    JFLY

    Well, they were HOLY underwear, right?

     
  3. Esther, 28, February 2005, 1:09 |  
    Esther

    That is f**king hilarious.:cool:

     
  4. frisko, 28, February 2005, 5:05 |  

    That will teach the church ladies what instant karma is about. Yes Virgina, there is god.

    hahahahahahaha

     
  5. Ronny, 28, February 2005, 6:34 |  

    ahaha. yuck!

     
  6. Nikki, 28, February 2005, 7:19 |  
    Nikki

    Other fun things found in the wash at a public laundrymat: . dead, but squeaky-clean cockroaches . someone’s red underwear thrown in with the whites . half a box of shredded tissues . a fork

    Here’s to not having to leave your house to do laundry anymore. :java:

     
  7. CJ, 28, February 2005, 9:08 |  

    I have to agree with Brad. I’m still laughing about the huge load comment.

     
  8. Jim Amos, 28, February 2005, 11:10 |  

    Classic. I kind of miss using the laundromat, when I was at Uni, it was always hilarious to see my buddies socks turn blue.

    But then if you think about it, blue socks being one of the highlights of my day, how sad!

     
  9. Mandy, 28, February 2005, 13:35 |  
    Mandy

    :boxers: + :dead: = :twisted: You need more icons for this story to work. :razz:

     
  10. wantwit, 28, February 2005, 14:09 |  

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1206&item=5559424593&rd=1 :twisted::twisted: IT’S ALIVE. IT’S A-LIIIIIIIVE!

    (seriously, this is what could happen if our knowledge of genetics falls into the wrong hands one day.)

    ciao.

     
  11. Lace Valentine, 28, February 2005, 14:22 |  

    I was looking for the Hobo Icon (a dirty shoe) but couldn’t find it.

    Them tramps gotta have clean underwear: they eats lotsa beans on a boxcar to bowery bum.

    “Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more ya eats the more ya toot!”

     
  12. Spud, 28, February 2005, 15:59 |  
    Spud

    This washing of the homeless underwear gives new meaning to skidrow…

    :boxers::thong:

     
  13. Mandy, 28, February 2005, 17:59 |  
    Mandy

    Oh, Spud. :dead:

     
  14. Kirk, 28, February 2005, 23:32 |  

    Woot Woot for the homeless guy! I would have never thought to throw in a load for a free wash!

    I had to switch laundry mats when I was on my way there the last time and found 6 police cars all with their lights flashing sitting in front of the place.