Complete this sentence #19
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my _______ and nibbled on my_______, I’d have $17 by now.”
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“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my secret stash of whips and chains and nibbled on my tied-up ninjas, I’d have $17 by now.”
I have a ninja costume. Can I come over?
If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my bathroom and nibbled on my ’spensive soap, I’d have $17 by now.
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my loo and nibbled on my paper, I’d have $17 by now.”
:boxers:
“If I had a HAMMER for every time an alpaca stumbled into my nether regions
and nibbled on my little man in the boat, 
I’d have a VERY SORE commando region 
by now.”
G-d, how I missed the Internets …
Good to be “home,” eh!
Peace from D.C. …
Bwahahhahahaa!
I just spat coffee!
“little man in the boat”
damn Stacy that was a crack up
:limp::wang:
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my finca and nibbled on my pasto, I’d have $17 by now.”
uhhh… Stacy?
Have you been getting enough sex lately? — ’cause your comment was pointedly graphic.
But, it’s OK, I’m sure that all the guys liked it!
If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my :boxers: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d have a chewed up
by now.
And some nickels.
If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my neck of the woods and nibbled on my beaver, I’d have $17 by now.
Can’t stop watching that video. The animation is great!
Aaaaaactually… this little kitty’s been extremely satisfied in THAT department lately, boyz … thanks for asking, though.
“If I had a pickle for every time an alpaca stumbled into my Dalai Lama Salvador Dali painting and nibbled on my mucho poco tomato taco, I’d have 17 dills by now.”
“If I got some
every time I suavely bought 
for the 
at the bar then maybe instead of a last minute 
before she ran up the fire escape I would have received some :wang::razz:”
If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my :boobs::boobs: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d be a transexual.
If I had a pickle for every time an alpaca stumbled into :boobs::boobs: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d be a very content transexual.
Where’s the icon for ’scrubbing my eyes out with soap’?
Where’s your sense of humor, Nikki? Jeez!
Like Esther’s wasn’t kinky…
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my silo and nibbled on my corn, I’d have $17 by now.”
Or was that stumbled into my shoe, I wouldn’t need a podiatrist.
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my cabaña and nibbled on my empanadas, I’d have $17 by now.”
If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my underground lair whilst I was busy concocting diabolical plans, I’d still be broke. But if I had a different nickel for every time a certain person devoured my delicious cheesy goodness and nibbled on my moist cake, I’d have $17 by now.
Kenn wins. lol
JFLY, have your transexuals call my tied-up ninjas. We’ll do lunch.:twisted:
Only on Davezilla can I read sexual refrences to alpacas, boats and underware on Sunday morning.
I know this great little South American place…:lol:
i am a bitch of the devil
yo bitch niggaz :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my wierdo website and nibbled on my nude photos of hiltons, I’d have $17 by now.”