The wit and wisdom of my girlfriend, Natalie

  1. First we nap. Then I crush your spirit.
  2. It’s like marshmallow, but hard.
  3. I got water in my eye from your ass.
  4. I am making dinner. It has delicious cheesy goodness.
  5. I’m trying to lure you into trusting me.
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21 comments:

  1. Tian, 24, February 2005, 0:22 |  

    How does someone get water in his/her eye from someone else’s ass?

     
  2. Spud, 24, February 2005, 0:34 |  

    Ah, but you never asked if it was brown water Tian!

    :grin:

     
  3. Davezilla, 24, February 2005, 0:38 |  

    Sex in the shower. Use your imagination.

     
  4. Spud, 24, February 2005, 0:44 |  

    and the crushing part?

    This is getting close to Too much information

     
  5. Esther, 24, February 2005, 1:01 |  

    Davezilla porn! W00t!:twisted::undies::boxers:

    Btw, anytime dinner has delicious cheesy goodness, it’s got my vote.

     
  6. Mandy, 24, February 2005, 1:07 |  

    We demand webcam proof! :kiss:

     
  7. Tian, 24, February 2005, 1:53 |  

    at least it is not “crazy diarrhea”:

    http://www.boingboing.net/2005/02/14/happy_valentines_day.html

     
  8. Anna, 24, February 2005, 3:42 |  

    It must be love, love, love.

     
  9. Olly, 24, February 2005, 6:28 |  

    Uh huh.

     
  10. Davezilla, 24, February 2005, 7:19 |  

    and the crushing part?
    Scrabble. She thought she could beat me at Scrabble. She was wrong. :twisted:

    That said, I would never challenge her to Trivial Pursuit. She knows everything.

     
  11. Andy Madigan, 24, February 2005, 7:47 |  

    :???:

    I am tryin gto think of something that is like marshmallow only hard. Only thing I can think of is frozen marshmallow. What was your girlfriend talking about, or was this something that came up in the shower? :twisted:

     
  12. CJ, 24, February 2005, 8:31 |  

    The part about luring you to trust her. Does she have a non descript white van?

     
  13. Nikki, 24, February 2005, 8:47 |  

    How’s Natalie at spin the bottle? :java:

     
  14. rust, 24, February 2005, 10:29 |  

    Does Natalie have any Chilean ancestry?

     
  15. Natalie, 24, February 2005, 10:56 |  

    “It’s like marshmallow, but hard.” Has anyone tried those “vanilla”-flavoured Smarties? That’s what they taste like. I’m referring to Canadian (and U.K.?) Smarties, of course, which are kind of like M&Ms but better, not those weak-ass American “Smarties”. :twisted:

    I don’t remember #5 at all. I don’t remember #4 either, but it sounds like something I would say. :mrgreen:

     
  16. Natalie, 24, February 2005, 10:57 |  

    And no Chilean, Rust, I’m just Irish, Anglo-Irish, and French Canadian.

     
  17. Davezilla, 24, February 2005, 12:01 |  

    Heh, I remember them all. We had two weekends where you were excessively silly around me and I threatened to one day publish the statements. :kiss:

     
  18. Sean Peters, 24, February 2005, 12:37 |  

    Am I the only one who read #5 as “I’m trying to lure you into thrusting me”? :wang::wang:

    Sean

     
  19. Mandy, 24, February 2005, 12:52 |  

    Wsihful thinking, Sean? :razz:

     
  20. Spud, 24, February 2005, 20:32 |  

    Still waiting for the webcam comfirmation of this event.

    :thong:

     
  21. Natalie, 25, February 2005, 10:43 |  

    I’m pretty sure #3 was soap in my eye, which is why it was worth commenting on. I never knew your butt could hurt me so much. :razz: