Note to Self: 5,139

22 February, 2005 Latest: Davezilla, Fran, CJ, Kirk, freddyaudiophile,

Let us assume from here on out that when silverware must be pried from a table, it’s time to wipe the table.

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23 comments:

  1. TheFaramir, 22, February 2005, 0:06 |  
    TheFaramir

    Gimme a break, Davezilla. That wasn’t my dining room table. That’s my modern art. It’s supposed to be like that.

     
  2. Chad Brandos, 22, February 2005, 0:10 |  

    I think it’s also time to wash the silverware.

     
  3. wantwit, 22, February 2005, 0:13 |  

    I AM NOT POLISHING THE SPOONS.

     
  4. TheFaramir, 22, February 2005, 0:17 |  
    TheFaramir

    There is no spoon.

     
  5. 33rd Degree Mason, 22, February 2005, 0:22 |  

    There is no :undies:

     
  6. Esther, 22, February 2005, 1:01 |  
    Esther

    There definitely were no :undies:, or any :boxers:, for that matter, if things are sticking to the table.:neutral:

    Ok, now that I’ve made myself sick, it’s time to go ingest a bottle of Tums.

     
  7. God, 22, February 2005, 1:30 |  

    Never assume anything.

    It only makes an ass out of you and me.

    All Hail!

     
  8. Kenn, 22, February 2005, 2:13 |  

    You tell that waitress! :wtf:

     
  9. Anna, 22, February 2005, 3:20 |  
    Anna

    Well, at least you can’t loose your silverware. They’re always handy and right were you want them. So why would you want to clean anything?

     
  10. Spud, 22, February 2005, 4:37 |  
    Spud

    Well, I am personally glad you brought this matter to our attention daveidge.

    Dirty spooning should be outlawed, preferably in our lifetimes.

    However, having said the above, I am a firm believer that a slightly soiled spoon means a couple of things…

    Namely :- 1. The item has been used before, therefore it would be okay to assume that it is safe to use.

    1. Slightly soiled tableware indicates a massive turnover of customers, once again re-inforcing the belief that the food must be good, therefore a great place to eat.

    move along

    :grin:

     
  11. Mandy, 22, February 2005, 6:56 |  
    Mandy

    If there’s :undies: on the table, they’re not mine!

     
  12. JD, 22, February 2005, 8:06 |  

    What the heck were you doing on that table!? :wang:

     
  13. frisko, 22, February 2005, 8:19 |  

    The gnomes under the sofa cemented the cuttlery after they finished hunting the dust bunnies.

    Rotten bastards!

     
  14. rust, 22, February 2005, 9:07 |  
    rust

    Before wiping the table, it may be a good idea to go down to the local CANADIAN TIRE store and buy some MASTERCRAFT© tools to prepare properly the surface…

     
  15. Davezilla, 22, February 2005, 9:10 |  
    Davezilla

    Wow, Rust. Natalie and I have an ongoing joke about Canadian Tire (I hate the bearded guy in their TV ads). :lol:

     
  16. rust, 22, February 2005, 12:03 |  
    rust

    the bearded guy? the one on the CANADIAN TIRE money?

    Sorry, we don’t get TV here in Southern hemisphere. (something about coriolis forces and the Aurora Australis)

     
  17. rust, 22, February 2005, 12:23 |  
    rust

    I stand corrected: TED SIMONETTE is the Canadian Tire Guy. TRIVIA: Simonette played opposite London and DeForrest Kelley in an episode of “The Littlest Hobo“

     
  18. Fran, 22, February 2005, 12:38 |  
    Fran

    The guy in the Canadian Tire ads?? Noooo, it’s the woman who is such an irritating witch…laughing as the guy’s water jug rolls down the road, playing her boring video during the camping trip, taking off on the four wheeler when the husband had planned to…:mad:

    She’s worse than the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond. :evil:

    Thank you for allowing me to vent. :twisted:

     
  19. Mandy, 22, February 2005, 14:43 |  
    Mandy

    This tire boy sounds scary. What’s his deal? :neutral:

     
  20. CJ, 22, February 2005, 15:20 |  

    Tireboy and Recapman. Wow that brings back memories. :wtf:

     
  21. Kirk, 22, February 2005, 18:33 |  

    Another reason I always use disposable silverware, plates, glasses.

    Canadian Tires…???? Are they cheaper than American Tires? Like the Canadian Drugs?

    Just wondering as well…where does Dave keep his notes to himself….on the fridge with Post It Notes?????

     
  22. Davezilla, 22, February 2005, 22:00 |  
    Davezilla

    No, I keep them, stored on a Web site called Davezilla.com. Maybe you’ve heard of it.

     
  23. freddyaudiophile, 23, February 2005, 7:44 |  

    :wtf:

    Hey! Don’t insult the bearded dude on the Canadian Tire commercials! He is my uncle…

    And, don’t forget… the silverware would not stick to the table if it wasn’t for the velcro table cloth!