Just a thought

Posted by Davezilla 21 February, 2005 Latest: Blue, gothic industrial music, wantwit, Davezilla, Techstep DnB,

You know how dolphins are capable of using their sonar to herd shoals of fish into tight balls to attack and eat? I wish I could do that with dust bunnies and lint.

Except for the eating part.

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20 comments:

  1. God, 21, February 2005, 1:50 |  

    I thought you were going to launch into how Paris Hilton uses her money/sonar to herd young men into her bed.

    I could make her bald, or give her leprosy say or even better, make her monthly last 24-7-365

    I can do it

    But I need a bribe

    Think large

    Praise me

     
  2. Esther, 21, February 2005, 3:20 |  

    One flaw in your plan there, God. It’s kind of hard to make someone who possesses no reproductive organs get her monthly on a daily basis.

    You do realize she’s a man, right? Granted, a very skinny, bleached-blonde, tan out of a can man in drag, but a man nonetheless?:geek:

    Oh, and Dave? Invest in as many Swiffer products as you can. Dust bunnies are afraid of it.

     
  3. Spud, 21, February 2005, 5:38 |  

    The solution to living with dust, is to live in a dust free enviroment.

    Easy if you have one of our new 100% foolproof dino-buster heavy duty blower/vacs*.

    Blow that dust into tommorrow, come join the clean air society for only $29.95 per/month.

    Blow your troubles away.

    Ring 1-900-blowme

    *may constitute a health hazard in certain situations*

     
  4. jammy, 21, February 2005, 6:12 |  

    Hi there, those agents who came visiting with dark glasses on said I was funny. SO thought, you might want to pay a visit.

     
  5. Kirk, 21, February 2005, 7:12 |  

    Actually I like the dust bunnies…they are the only pets that my landlord will let me have.

    God, do you think you could put a curse on him for a smaller bribe than one for Paris Hilton?

     
  6. God, 21, February 2005, 7:22 |  

    I saw what you did last night Kirk!

    Praise me 3 times to the evening sun and I’ll see what I can do.

    All Hail!

     
  7. Mandy, 21, February 2005, 7:46 |  

    So Dave’s a dolphin? :wtf:

     
  8. rust, 21, February 2005, 7:55 |  

    Thank god she didn’t put my number in the list. Honest, it was just a quickie, no commitment!

     
  9. frisko, 21, February 2005, 9:27 |  

    Really now, why would I want to hang out with friends of Paris. I have plenty of my own pals. I just can’t seem to find her friends more intresting than the ones I already have.

    Frisko the meanie

     
  10. JD, 21, February 2005, 9:30 |  

    The Davezilla reader I most want to see :wang: Paris Hilton is, well, no one, because I don’t wish any VD on anybody here.

     
  11. CJ, 21, February 2005, 10:00 |  

    The girls of Davezilla are hotter than Paris and her friends also.

     
  12. mikeB, 21, February 2005, 13:00 |  

    it was just a quickie, no commitment!
    She told me you were unintentionally quick. :razz:

     
  13. Blue, 21, February 2005, 14:43 |  

    I wish I could herd women like that!

    :twisted:

    Blue

     
  14. gothic industrial music, 21, February 2005, 18:38 |  

    I’ve seen whales on some discovery channel show herd fish with bubbles they blow into a “bubble net”. Really impressive.

     
  15. wantwit, 21, February 2005, 20:41 |  

    frankie muniz. ha.

     
  16. Mandy, 21, February 2005, 20:52 |  

    How many of the 510 contacts have been inside Paris’ :thong:?

     
  17. Davezilla, 21, February 2005, 20:54 |  

    You’re assuming she wears :thong:s Mandy. From what I’ve seen, she’s a commando girl.

     
  18. Kirk, 21, February 2005, 23:07 |  

    commando girl……..ewwwww

     
  19. God, 21, February 2005, 23:33 |  

    Kirk will have to do penance for that comment.

    Praise me!

     
  20. Techstep DnB, 23, September 2005, 12:36 |  

    funny