A picture is worth …

Posted by Davezilla 16 February, 2005 Latest: Merth, Blue, True Freak, rust, Spud,

Sometimes one can tell an entire story about a place merely by the cheap, neon sign out front. Just from this picture alone, we can safely deduce the following:

Good Rockin

  1. They have waitresses named Misti, Amber-Beth and Jolene
  2. There is a guitar on the wall signed by a former member of RATT
  3. They have a napkin framed on the wall, signed by Ernest Borgnine in 1981. “Thanks for the potato skins. See ya round. Ernie”
  4. They have a bouncer named Keith with a curly, black mullet who wears the same, faded Molly Hatchet: Cornbread Mafia shirt every day
  5. The owner’s wife is a frightening hag with five chins that hits on every male employee
  6. The owner is a butt-grabbing, paunch-gut named “Big Nick” or “Willie D”
  7. Six of their appetizers are puns based on classic rock lyrics. No one gets them and the waitresses lose 22 minutes each night explaining the joke
  8. They have two busboys from Columbia working under the counter
  9. The bartender buys his Coke from the busboys and resells it to the owner at 15% profit
  10. They’ve lost their liquor license twice for selling alcohol to nine year-olds

Photo via Kirk

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18 comments:

  1. Esther, 16, February 2005, 0:25 |  

    Great. Now I’m craving chicken-fried steak, with fries. Mmmmm…

     
  2. kismet, 16, February 2005, 0:29 |  

    And they have hookers out front. :oops:

     
  3. the other Stacy, 16, February 2005, 0:30 |  

    More pink! Is this your Easter theme, Davezilla?

     
  4. Richard@Home, 16, February 2005, 6:34 |  

    Ooooh RATT!

    I can remember seeing them live at the Sheffield City Hall when they backed Ozzy (or could have Saxon) way back in the 80’s.

    (limps off to add spandex go-faster-stripes to his zimmer frame :-?)

     
  5. Mandy, 16, February 2005, 7:06 |  

    They probably have a wet tshirt contest every week :boobs::boobs:

     
  6. Big Nick, 16, February 2005, 7:58 |  

    Hey what? What?

     
  7. Randy, 16, February 2005, 8:18 |  

    Where??

     
  8. frisko, 16, February 2005, 8:28 |  

    “aclohol”? Ya knows that how they spell booze in Flowery Branch, Georgia.

     
  9. Davezilla, 16, February 2005, 8:39 |  

    Oops. :oops: Nice catch, frisko. Must have been the aclohol I had last night.

     
  10. CJ, 16, February 2005, 8:53 |  

    I thought the woman was advertising what she offered.

     
  11. Merth, 16, February 2005, 10:22 |  

    If only the waitresses wore roller skates and every 30-minutes broke into a 1950’s sock hop tune… :cool:

     
  12. Blue, 16, February 2005, 10:23 |  

    I am jealous, we don’t have a high faluten place like that in my home town! :sad:

     
  13. True Freak, 16, February 2005, 10:36 |  

    Ok…I have to know…where is this place located?

     
  14. rust, 16, February 2005, 11:17 |  

    where’s the framed autographed 8×10 glossy of Dick Clark, praising them for their name?

     
  15. Esther, 16, February 2005, 14:07 |  

    Dave, got any more of that ‘aclohol’? I could sure use it right about now.:java:

     
  16. Davezilla, 16, February 2005, 15:41 |  

    I forgot all about the Dick Clark pic. It should be hanging next to the Ernest Borgnine napkin. Silly me. :razz:

     
  17. Spud, 16, February 2005, 21:16 |  

    “They have a bouncer named Keith…”

    Incorrect word, 5 yd penalty.

    His name is Keef

    :grin:

     
  18. frisko, 16, February 2005, 23:38 |  

    I would bet the gal in the picture is wearing flip-flops with a bad pink flower on them.