Tufted Pinko

Posted by Davezilla 15 February, 2005 Latest: Esther, rust, Blue, the other Stacy, Natalie,

Pinkie

Normally, I wouldn’t post such a large picture, but this is a special case. Natalie and I were freak watching on Sunday and spotted a rare Tufted Pinko.

  1. Fig. 1a Notice the winter plumage around the legs, bright pink to match, well nothing.
  2. Fig. 1b More pink, this midsection waistband alerts predators that the Pinko is not good to eat.
  3. Fig. 1c The Pinko often carries its sexual aids around with it, all colored pink, of course.
  4. Fig. 2a During the winter months, the Pinko will sprout a thicker mane, or supplement its own mane with artificial hair, as this image clearly demonstrates
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21 comments:

  1. Chad Brandos, 15, February 2005, 0:45 |  

    Those People That You Know is an excerpt from the song This Devil’s Workday, which has some strange lyrics anyways.

    And I quote:

    Well let’s take this potted plant
    to the woods and set it free.
    I’m gonna tell the owners
    just how nice that was of me.

     
  2. Spud, 15, February 2005, 2:53 |  

    The Tufted Pinko I suspect might be a right cracker in the sack.

    Heel.

    :undies:

     
  3. Sugar Daddycums, 15, February 2005, 3:53 |  

    Who’s yor daddy?

     
  4. Mr Pink, 15, February 2005, 3:59 |  

    I Like the pink bits

     
  5. Mandy, 15, February 2005, 6:48 |  

    And you know the :undies: are pinker than pink.

     
  6. Nikki, 15, February 2005, 6:59 |  

    To match the rash on her inner thighs, I’d imagine.

     
  7. El Mariachi, 15, February 2005, 7:11 |  

    To Dave and Natalie, is this a drag queen or a giant woman and how fast were you running away? :wtf:

     
  8. Mr Pink, 15, February 2005, 7:44 |  

    Wimps…

    *flex*

    :grin:

     
  9. Davezilla, 15, February 2005, 8:15 |  

    It was a very tall woman. We ended up in the same restaurant facing her, where she also “treated” everyone to her day-glo pink bra. Against her dark skin, it shone like a beacon.

     
  10. frisko, 15, February 2005, 8:39 |  

    How did you manage to still be able to eat?

     
  11. Davezilla, 15, February 2005, 9:10 |  

    Years of living in the Hellmouth, frisko. :twisted:

     
  12. girl, 15, February 2005, 9:11 |  

    are the tufted pinkos in season right now? I bet they taste pretty gamey.

     
  13. mikeB, 15, February 2005, 9:15 |  

    I wouldn’t eat one. I bet it would eat me though. :wtf:

     
  14. frisko, 15, February 2005, 11:26 |  

    I love how it looks like the top of her granny pants are “rolled over” the top of her jeans.
    a new meaning of “whale tale” :limp:

    I give her credit for having enough self esteme to go into public that way.

     
  15. Esther, 15, February 2005, 11:54 |  

    What is it with the pink boots? First, Janet Jackson w/her glossy, pink Barbie boots at the Grammys, and now this? I think I need to lie down and rest my poor burnt retinas.:dead:

     
  16. rust, 15, February 2005, 15:07 |  

    uhhh… what picture ? ?

     
  17. mikeB, 15, February 2005, 16:17 |  

    Are you OK rust? It’s frickin’ huge. :neutral:

     
  18. Esther, 15, February 2005, 17:05 |  

    Btw, what is up with that freaky ass link? :wtf: Someone is definitely on crack.

     
  19. Blue, 15, February 2005, 17:26 |  

    :-? I feel ill, really Ill :dead: I need to go home now after seeing that, the pink made me dizzy :wtf: and I will never be able to look at pink on a woman again. :limp: Blue

     
  20. the other Stacy, 16, February 2005, 0:28 |  

    Pink bra, pink boots, pink underpants and pink dildos? This woman clearly needs help. Or an eye exam. :neutral:

     
  21. Natalie, 16, February 2005, 15:31 |  

    Someone should tell PETA how that woman is responsible for the deaths of so many pink bunnies.