Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

37 comments:

1. Chad Brandos, 11, February 2005, 0:06 |  
   A search for satan reveals 4 spots surrounding that area.

    
2. Mandy, 11, February 2005, 0:10 |  
   I expected Satan to be in DC.

    
3. Mandy, 11, February 2005, 0:12 |  
   I searched for my underwear. It’s in Bartlesville Public Library in Kansas.

    
4. Poofles, 11, February 2005, 0:14 |  
   Hm. My underwear is at Monkeyshines Childrens Books in Calgary. This is obviously a beta.

    
5. God, 11, February 2005, 0:36 |  
   Damn, they’re on to me.

    
6. Hobbit, 11, February 2005, 0:37 |  
   It would almost make more sense in LA. There are so many hobos down here than think they’re god, chances are at least one of them is right.

    
7. Esther, 11, February 2005, 0:57 |  
   I thought God lived in the Krispy Kreme, over in Tucson, AZ.

    
8. Tian, 11, February 2005, 1:04 |  
   it appears that Jesus, God, and Satan live in the same state.

    
9. Gabriel The Bent Angel, 11, February 2005, 1:35 |  
   All you underwear are belong to me!

    
10. wantwit, 11, February 2005, 2:13 |  
    Hitler lives across the border in Oklahoma.
    Heterosexuals reside at the Conoco Phillips Company in Bartlesville, OK. Mind you that this is the only place in the country that has heterosexuals.
    Decency, Morality, and Self-respect resides outside Kansas City (on the Kansas side not that heathen Missourah side).

     
11. fictionman, 11, February 2005, 6:25 |  
    Apparently Elvis is with God after all…

     
12. julie, 11, February 2005, 6:38 |  
    Oz really is in Kansas

     
13. Nikki, 11, February 2005, 8:46 |  
    It seems like everything is in Kansas.

     
14. CJ, 11, February 2005, 8:52 |  
    I searched for Whore and got
    Independence Community College: General Office
    I’m moving to Kansas.

     
15. Esther, 11, February 2005, 8:53 |  
    Except for us, darlin’.:kiss:

     
16. rust, 11, February 2005, 10:12 |  
    Figures, with all them tornados, picking up houses and such.

     
17. Nikki, 11, February 2005, 12:25 |  
    Kansas blows. Ha ha.

     
18. wantwit, 11, February 2005, 13:08 |  
    Esther, that makes sense.

     
19. Lace Valentine, 11, February 2005, 13:30 |  
    Looks like that spot is the exact center of the map of America–the navel. God is sitting there gazing at its navel in some Waffle House and listening to an old Elton John song.
    
    “Hold me closer tiny dancer
    Count the headlights on the highway
    Lay me down in sheets of linen
    you had a busy day today…”

     
20. Sean Peters, 11, February 2005, 15:22 |  
    Mandy -

    Normally Satan is in DC, except right now he’s on tour promoting his new Social Security plan… oh, did I say that out loud?

    Sean

     
21. TinaMarie, 11, February 2005, 17:00 |  
    That map lies like a dog.

    I searched for my virginity, and it says that it is in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, and I know damned well that I lost it in Zion, Illinois.

    Oklahoma, my ass.

     
22. My Socks, 11, February 2005, 17:31 |  
    Heaven does exist, it’s in Kansas.

     
23. Esther, 11, February 2005, 19:37 |  
    Now I know for sure that Zion isn’t in Illinois, TinaMarie. It’s many miles below the Earth’s crust, where the squiddies roam. I saw it in a movie, so it must be true…right?:smile:

     
24. wantwit, 11, February 2005, 20:45 |  
    tina if you lost it so long ago in Zion then what makes you think it would still be there. I would think your virginity would have gotten around in the last 12 years or so.

     
25. Millie, 11, February 2005, 22:10 |  
    Obviously God has gotten busy in Kansas - there’s about 12 jesus spots all around him!

     
26. Kirk, 12, February 2005, 4:27 |  
    I thought Almighty lived in Topeka. That is where Rev. Fred Phelps lives. He thinks he’s almighty and all homosexuals should die like Matthew Sheppherd. He’s about as stupid as Google Maps!

     
27. Dan Bedford, 12, February 2005, 15:08 |  
    I guess no one noticed that when you search for something, it searches near a certain radius of the center of the map you are looking at (dependent also on zoom level..). If you zoom in on any of the coasts or whatever and search for the same things as before you will notice that it finds things near the center. Cheers!

     
28. Nikki, 12, February 2005, 15:39 |  
    No way!

     
29. Davezilla, 12, February 2005, 22:12 |  
    No, Dan. That only happens for you. Satan is following you.

     
30. devicer, 13, February 2005, 10:25 |  
    it seems that “Happiness” lies somewhere between “God” and “Satan”.

     
31. DavyBee, 13, February 2005, 20:43 |  
    Naturally God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit all live in Kansas. They’re the holy trinity.

     
32. evil stepdaddy, 14, February 2005, 4:44 |  
    I drove through Kansas once and I did’nt see God, I did see Jesus at a truck stop in South Bend once, he was driving a semi for Robert Shaw. I do remember that he put mustard on his french fries.:evil:

     
33. Neil T., 15, February 2005, 17:26 |  
    My sanity is in Oklahoma, apparently. No wonder I hadn’t seen it recently.

    Incidently, my head is in Nebraska and my feet are in Minnesota. I therefore must be taller than I think.

     
34. geography teacher, 16, February 2005, 7:48 |  
    well, wouldn’t you know it, my dick (:wang:) seems to be somewhere in the south-east of kansas And as it happens, my pussy can’t be found anywhere

     
35. quizzibuq, 16, February 2005, 14:34 |  
    Jesus seems to be living in Oklahoma a little south of God…

     
36. joe, 14, March 2005, 2:28 |  
    I was bored and typed “shit” in maps.google.com and found ‘Dwayne’s Photo Service’ which is also in Kansas.

     
37. Davezilla, 14, March 2005, 7:44 |  
    I guess we now know where not to get our photos developed.