Archive for February, 2005

Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

Perhaps I’m just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper.

Two elderly ladies were there discussing church and giving disapproving looks to a young woman who had on a pair of jeans sized for a much smaller woman. I ignored them and kept working on my huge load. So to speak.

About fifteen minutes later, I heard two shrieks and assumed the old ladies had left a Sharpie pen in the washing machine. It was much better. A homeless man threw his laundry into their machine to get a free wash, leaving the church ladies with two dozen pair of ripped up, homeless, stinking underwear.

Note to Self: 5,155

The next time you hook up the portable dishwasher to the sink, make sure the hose is connected. The cats will never recover from the unintentional shower.

Complete this sentence #19

“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my _______ and nibbled on my_______, I’d have $17 by now.”

Cheers?

I saw an ad for Budweiser Select, allegedly a premium version. Isn’t this a bit like asking for Dog Poop Deluxe?

Dave Shea is an artichoke

Yours truly has interviewed the talented and prolific author, Molly Holzschlag for Digital Web magazine. Yes, it’s a silly read.

Read the interview

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