Most Dangerous Jobs

27 January, 2005 Latest: Merth, R, Natalie, True Freak, Davezilla,
  • Bouncer for a Viking Menstrual Hut
  • Wife of Henry VIII
  • Orca Orthodontist at Sea World
  • Wickerman tester
  • Target Changer for the Blind Rifleman’s Association
  • Belfast cab driver
  • Ethiopian Ambassador to Mississipi
  • Catnip grower in India
  • Poison taster for warning labels
  • President of the Ashlee Simpson Fan Club
  • Horticulturist in Chernobyl
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22 comments:

  1. Esther, 27, January 2005, 0:29 |  
    Esther

    You forgot Paris Hilton tampon disposal unit.

     
  2. fenix020387, 27, January 2005, 0:36 |  

    isnt human speed bump, or human bullet proof vest dangerous?

    just think though what poison tester pays though….

     
  3. Spud, 27, January 2005, 0:44 |  
    Spud

    In the good old days, testing the bore of a cannon was considered good paying work.

    Unless you got stuck.

    Then maybe not so much.

    :grin:

     
  4. Spud, 27, January 2005, 1:01 |  
    Spud

    Target Changer for the Blind Rifleman’s Association sounds interesting…

     
  5. Spud, 27, January 2005, 1:02 |  
    Spud

    Oh and there’s not enough money in the world to be a “Bouncer for a Viking Menstrual Hut.”

     
  6. Anna, 27, January 2005, 3:05 |  
    Anna

    Well, ANYTHING at Chernobyl would be dangerous.

    My personal favorite is: sharkscrubber near Barrier Reef.

    What would a bouncer at this Viking menstrual hut do? Usually guys won’t be caught dead near anything menstrual.

     
  7. Kirk, 27, January 2005, 6:33 |  

    Any job requiring string cheese, tube socks, and a length of garden hose!

    Also…it’s a non paying job…but Altar Boy is pretty dangerous!

     
  8. Mandy, 27, January 2005, 7:03 |  
    Mandy

    Child swimsuit model at the Neverland Ranch.

     
  9. Nikki, 27, January 2005, 7:10 |  
    Nikki

    Oh Mandy. :dead:

     
  10. frisko, 27, January 2005, 7:47 |  

    I think it would be more dangerous for a man to try to crash a feminine turpitude party before 3 am, than guard the viking hut. I worked for a taxi company for a period of time in management. That job required psycho-fearlessness.

    running away

     
  11. rust, 27, January 2005, 8:11 |  
    rust

    Bodyguard for Augusto Pinochet

    (no joke here: move along, move along! Nothing to see here!)

     
  12. Merth, 27, January 2005, 8:58 |  
    Merth

    How about… The photographer that puts together “350 pound + and still sexy” calendar series.

    :limp:

     
  13. R, 27, January 2005, 9:32 |  

    A freind of mine worked in the return department at a sex toy catalog company

     
  14. rust, 27, January 2005, 10:00 |  
    rust

    remember how Bugs Bunny used to check for DUDS on the bomb assembly line?

     
  15. Natalie, 27, January 2005, 12:01 |  

    Stonefish wrangler

    Elizabeth Bathory’s chambermaid

    Gravedigger during an outbreak of bubonic plague

    (O.K., the last one was real. The second one too, I guess.)

     
  16. Natalie, 27, January 2005, 12:02 |  

    Being Wily E. Coyote would be pretty dangerous too!

     
  17. Esther, 27, January 2005, 12:47 |  
    Esther

    Ok, off to go look up Elizabeth Bathory.

     
  18. Esther, 27, January 2005, 13:01 |  
    Esther

    :wtf: Ok, that was a bad idea before lunch. :dead:

     
  19. Merth, 27, January 2005, 14:03 |  
    Merth

    Just looked up Elizabeth Bathory… :wtf:

     
  20. True Freak, 27, January 2005, 19:15 |  

    650 dead girls can’t be wrong! :-?

     
  21. Davezilla, 27, January 2005, 20:08 |  
    Davezilla

    My Natalie knows all the cool celebrity murderesses. :razz:

     
  22. Nikki, 27, January 2005, 21:44 |  
    Nikki

    Girl power!