Anagram Interview: Ashlee Simpson
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Ashlee Simpson [anagramming].
Davezilla: What’s the worst thing about touring in a van like this?
Ashlee Simpson: Homeless pains.
Davezilla: You’ve been touring a lot lately. What are your off days like?
Ashlee Simpson: Lameness. I shop.
Davezilla: Do you ever get recognized in public?
Ashlee Simpson: I shop nameless.
Davezilla: Briefly describe your personality.
Ashlee Simpson: Simpleness. A ho.
Davezilla: What kind of men are you attracted to?
Ashlee Simpson: Salesmen; so hip.
Davezilla: That’s a rather short, tight miniskirt. I can see your [ahem].
Ashlee Simpson: Loin passes hem.
Davezilla: How does your costumer help you get out of a skirt like that?
Ashlee Simpson: Soaps hemlines.
Davezilla: Your skirt has tiny holes on the sides…
Ashlee Simpson: Pinholes seams.
Davezilla: When you dress that way, do you get men pawing you?
Ashlee Simpson: Assholes nip me.
Davezilla: You told some rather contradictory statements after your little hoedown on SNL.
Ashlee Simpson: Lie opens shams.
Davezilla: Is there anything you don’t like about your boyfriend?
Ashlee Simpson: Penis has moles.
Davezilla: Did you get mad when your producer edited your lyrics?
Ashlee Simpson: She’s slain poem.
Davezilla: How do you work out to look good for the boys?
Ashlee Simpson: Simple. Hone ass. Hips lasso semen.
Davezilla: Do you keep in contact with other celebrities?
Ashlee Simpson: Melissa phones.
Davezilla: Melissa Etheridge? What do you think of her?
Ashlee Simpson: Has simple nose.
Davezilla: Ever call Jessica?
Ashlee Simpson: Phones lame sis.
Davezilla: So you record, sing and [cough] dance. Any other sources of income?
Ashlee Simpson: Also ship semen.
Oh Ashlee, it’s not too late to do something vaguely useful with your life. Maybe you could even learn how to dress yourself properly!
At first I thought Tubcat would be like Tubgirl. I was afraid to click on the link.
I can’t get that horryfying image out of my mind - penis has moles. *shudder*
golden.
Dave, you scare me with these anagrams. You either have nothing to do or are a complete genius.
It’s simple, Mandy, insanity breeds genius. Didn’t you know that?
“Loins pass hem”
Truly it was spoken…
And the masses coughed
And the loin didth pass the hem
All hail the hemloin!
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There’s a new AI in town…
Lie opens shams.
Speaks volumes.
7th Heaven needs her.
:roll::wtf::-?
So rude!! Could you get real interviews????