New Year’s Resolutions for 2005

  1. I promise not to roll my cats in powdered cheese.
  2. I will not randomly dial extensions at work and tell coworkers they’ve been let go.
  3. I resolve not to post any pictures of myself in a thong.
  4. I promise not to mistake cat laxatives for toothpaste at Natalie’s house.
  5. I will not invite Shannen Doherty and Danny Bonaduce over for weekenders anymore.
  6. I resolve to cover your voles in glitter!
  7. I promise to finish building my Tiki palace (You think I’m kidding).
  8. I promise not to mistake Starr Jones for a passing Goodyear Blimp.
  9. I promise to visit at least one tacky tourist attraction a month next year. And post pictures.
  10. I promise to marry that hot Canadian woman I’ve been seeing.
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27 comments:

  1. TheFaramir, 31, December 2004, 0:13 |  
    TheFaramir

    I promise to marry that hot Canadian woman I’ve been seeing.

    You go, man! Congrats :-)

     
  2. kismet, 31, December 2004, 0:14 |  
    kismet

    If you’re going to visit tacky tourist attractions this year, you have to go see the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. :grin:

     
  3. Davezilla, 31, December 2004, 0:16 |  
    Davezilla

    Corn Palace? Excellent. Color me there. :mrgreen:

     
  4. Hobbit, 31, December 2004, 1:56 |  

    Wow. Corn palace. Is that, like, giant corn.

    Woah.

    P.S. Yay for marriage!

     
  5. frisko, 31, December 2004, 2:10 |  

    Congrats to Dave and Natalie! Good job keeping the cat out of powdered cheese.

    frisko

     
  6. frisko, 31, December 2004, 2:13 |  

    Razorba looks dangerous, however if Drew and Mike endorsed it………..

     
  7. Spud, 31, December 2004, 2:35 |  
    Spud

    Happy New Year!

    Go Dave! get down on bended knee and spoil the hell out of Natalie.

    hmmmmm almost haiku like.

    One tacky tourist spot huh? well how about the Big Banana at Coffs Harbour? about two hours north of Sydney? can’t get much tackier than that.

    trust me

    :grin:

     
  8. a, 31, December 2004, 4:53 |  

    Dave,

    Marry Nat in the Corn palace and post pictures. If she is silly enough to take you up on it, then congrats and much happiness.

    Oh, and you still have the rest of the day to post the thong picture, you better get to it quickly.

    ~Aaron

     
  9. Patrick, 31, December 2004, 8:00 |  

    Congratulations Bro!!! You can take care of two resolutions at once; there is a great honeymoon spot for you near the Mackinac Bridge, its the home of a “Man-Eating Giant Clam” right here in Michigan! Pick me up some sea shells while you two crazy kids are there, okay?:grin:

     
  10. TheFaramir, 31, December 2004, 8:40 |  
    TheFaramir

    Well, if you’re honeymooning near Mackinac Island, you should go to the Mystery Spot (where they claim that the laws of physics go awry). http://mysteryspot.com/

    Basically, everything’s built on a slant and they try to convince you that things roll uphill and crap like that. They actually tricked some of the more gullible tourists who were there at the same time we were; it was actually worth the admission price just to see that.

     
  11. Dorothy, 31, December 2004, 10:15 |  

    Any chance we can get a picture of that hot Canadian woman in a thong? :twisted:

    And congrats on that “not rolling the cat in cheese” thing.

     
  12. Davezilla, 31, December 2004, 10:23 |  
    Davezilla

    We’ll have to ask nicely, Dorothy. She does have some nice ones. :twisted:

     
  13. dansays, 31, December 2004, 11:32 |  

    Dave, on behalf of the entire internet, thank you for resolution number three.

    Oh, and congratulations on that engagement thing.

     
  14. Nikki, 31, December 2004, 11:56 |  
    Nikki

    I promise to stop asking Dave to post pictures of himself in a thong.

     
  15. frisko, 31, December 2004, 12:02 |  

    Maybe Natalie will post those for us.
    LMAO

     
  16. Esther, 31, December 2004, 12:13 |  
    Esther

    Congrats on the marriage schtuff! W00t! :lol:

    You can always come down to Arizona, and take a picture of y’all in thongs by ‘THE THING’ (cue ominous music) I think it’s located somewhere by Phoenix, although I couldn’t tell you for sure what it was. I think some giant ball of string, or something like that. :grin:

     
  17. Anonymous, 31, December 2004, 16:41 |  
    Davezilla

    Aww yay!!! Congrats Dave and Natalie! :smile:

    I demand a couple photo. Pwease?

     
  18. Davezilla, 31, December 2004, 18:53 |  
    Davezilla

    Um, sending photos to anonymous commenters is trés difficulté.

     
  19. Esther, 31, December 2004, 20:12 |  
    Esther

    I resolve to eat a few less french fries next year. Other than that, I can’t promise anything.

    Have a great and safe New Year’s, everybody!:grin:

     
  20. jen, 31, December 2004, 20:35 |  

    Woo hoo for marriage, congratulations! Canadian women are the rockinest’

    Maybe you can’t email anonymous a happy couple pic, but you could post one here.

    Do it, do it now.

     
  21. Natalie, 31, December 2004, 22:02 |  

    Here’s a happy couple pic: http://www.photojunkie.ca/archives/2004/08/06/daveandnatalie.php

    It’s from this past August.:grin:

     
  22. Davezilla, 31, December 2004, 22:07 |  
    Davezilla

    Mmmmmm! Hawt girl. :twisted:

     
  23. julie, 31, December 2004, 22:17 |  

    Too adorable! Jealous!! :mrgreen:

     
  24. Minnie, 1, January 2005, 0:39 |  
    Minnie

    :oops: Duh, that anon commenter was me. waves

    No snowfall in India but the only flake around is me.

     
  25. wantwit, 2, January 2005, 3:12 |  

    whatever. i’m not going to add to the hype. :roll:

     
  26. Timbu :: Musings (Trackback), 2, January 2005, 12:31 |  
     

    New Years Resolutions

     
  27. Melissa, 3, January 2005, 20:32 |  

    What wonderful news. The Tiki Palace sounds amazingly cheesy and I’m sure my darling spouse would love to help you in anyway he can. It’s an obsession of his.

    Also the pending nuptials make me feel very happy for you two….people…I don’t really know.