Note to Self: No. 5,230
Do not let David mistake Phoebe’s cat laxative for toothpaste. Again. 
Do not let David mistake Phoebe’s cat laxative for toothpaste. Again.
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Ewwwwwwwww.
So Dave’s going to be in the litterbox for most of the day today, I take it?
Oh man! (/grimaces):wtf:
dave will eat anything!!
Kinda explains the last few topics…
there were no results for “Topless Yetis”.
Dave.
Clever boy…
Mmmm, Vaseline with added malt syrup.
I must confess that I was a fraction of a second from squeezing athlete’s foot ointment onto my toothbrush yesterday…
Sean
Please let me explain: Natalie’s cat has medication in a mint green tube that is the exact size of a toothpaste tube. Natalie keeps this next to the toothbrushes on the sink. Toothpaste is hidden on her makeup shelf. I wasn’t wearing glasses.
excuses excuses, what you have really stumbled on here is a unique way of expelling plaque from your teeth.
I can see it all now… …fade in dream sequence…
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Call 1-900-excreteme
Don’t delay! Call Today!
Spud, you’re disturbing, yet strangely entertaining.:mrgreen:
Dave, always glasses before you leave bed to brush your teeth. Then go back, remove glasses, resume….
Strangely amusing