Things that sound dirty, but aren’t
Snowfall Edition
After a conversation with my new coworker Jim, I was inspired to rerun an old post on the topic:
- I got over nine inches last night.
- Man, that white stuff is covering everything. I can barely see my own car!
- I love when it lands on my tongue.
- Go on. Lick that pole. I dare ya.
- I got so wet playing with it.
- Don’t rub that in your sister’s face!
- Dammit! You got it all over my new pants.
- It’s even soaked through my shoes.
- This isn’t the soft, fluffy kind. It’s hard, wet and you can pack it down.
- Once it gets all dirty and mushy, I get sick just looking at it.
- Sometimes when I get hot, I rub some down my neck.
- My children love rolling in it, but I make them wear gloves so they don’t catch anything.
- It’s so deep now, you can tunnel through it
- Don’t yell too loudly. It’ll all come down and cover you. We’ll have to call in some dogs.
- Don’t put your tongue on it or it’ll get stuck. You want your Mom to see you like that?
Roger Simmons, what an idiot.
My hands are all chapped from handling it yesterday.
Sometimes I will lay on the ground…. surrounded by a half dozen friends… and they will cover me with the white stuff.
Sometimes I get mad when people hit me with their balls
Careful with that icicle. You’ll put your eye out.:wang:
Dave, you out there? Or are you frolicking about in the snow w/Natalie?
Is it just me, or is Jim’s site hard to read?
It’s just you.
Thank you!
Ole Shizzy there is hard to look at, and I’m pretty sure it’s not just me.:dead:
Hmm, was going to say something remotely funny, but then I got sidetracked by those other comments - hard to read? Feedback is best directed at the feeder. Might I ask for some specifics?
Hey Jim, no problems with the site here, just the stylin’ mullet. :geek::grin:
Back on topic:
I need a hummer.
Probably my browser settings Jim