Things that sound dirty, but aren’t

Snowfall Edition

After a conversation with my new coworker Jim, I was inspired to rerun an old post on the topic:

  • I got over nine inches last night.
  • Man, that white stuff is covering everything. I can barely see my own car!
  • I love when it lands on my tongue.
  • Go on. Lick that pole. I dare ya.
  • I got so wet playing with it.
  • Don’t rub that in your sister’s face!
  • Dammit! You got it all over my new pants.
  • It’s even soaked through my shoes.
  • This isn’t the soft, fluffy kind. It’s hard, wet and you can pack it down.
  • Once it gets all dirty and mushy, I get sick just looking at it.
  • Sometimes when I get hot, I rub some down my neck.
  • My children love rolling in it, but I make them wear gloves so they don’t catch anything.
  • It’s so deep now, you can tunnel through it
  • Don’t yell too loudly. It’ll all come down and cover you. We’ll have to call in some dogs.
  • Don’t put your tongue on it or it’ll get stuck. You want your Mom to see you like that?

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13 comments:

  1. kismet, 28, December 2004, 0:31 |  
    kismet

    Roger Simmons, what an idiot. :wtf:

     
  2. Nikki, 28, December 2004, 9:04 |  
    Nikki

    My hands are all chapped from handling it yesterday.

     
  3. Merth, 28, December 2004, 9:22 |  
    Merth

    Sometimes I will lay on the ground…. surrounded by a half dozen friends… and they will cover me with the white stuff.

    :oops:

     
  4. Chris, 28, December 2004, 9:49 |  

    Sometimes I get mad when people hit me with their balls

     
  5. Esther, 28, December 2004, 11:28 |  
    Esther

    Careful with that icicle. You’ll put your eye out.:wang:

    Dave, you out there? Or are you frolicking about in the snow w/Natalie?

     
  6. Spud, 28, December 2004, 17:12 |  
    Spud

    Is it just me, or is Jim’s site hard to read?

    :dead:

     
  7. Nikki, 28, December 2004, 17:23 |  
    Nikki

    It’s just you. :razz:

     
  8. Spud, 28, December 2004, 18:48 |  
    Spud

    Thank you! :grin:

     
  9. Esther, 28, December 2004, 19:03 |  
    Esther

    Ole Shizzy there is hard to look at, and I’m pretty sure it’s not just me.:dead:

     
  10. Jim Amos, 29, December 2004, 0:35 |  

    Hmm, was going to say something remotely funny, but then I got sidetracked by those other comments - hard to read? Feedback is best directed at the feeder. Might I ask for some specifics?

     
  11. Esther, 29, December 2004, 1:09 |  
    Esther

    Hey Jim, no problems with the site here, just the stylin’ mullet. :geek::grin:

     
  12. Bert, 29, December 2004, 2:36 |  

    Back on topic:

    I need a hummer.

     
  13. Spud, 29, December 2004, 3:20 |  
    Spud

    Probably my browser settings Jim :geek: