Note to Self: 5,116

Do not touch black sweater with running electric toothbrush. Again. :neutral:

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8 comments:

  1. TinaMarie, 27, December 2004, 0:10 |  

    What happens to the aborted spirit?

    Well, let’s see…

    If the parent is a wonderful person, I suppose it is a sad occasion for both the parent and the aborted spirit, but…

    If the parent is an asshole, perhaps the little spirit goes down to the local bar, slams some spirits (lol) and says “Whew! Thank God! That was a close one!”

    Not everyone wants to be born, especially those conceived by blithering idiots and other assorted assholes…

    Even spirits have taste, you know.

     
  2. TinaMarie, 27, December 2004, 0:12 |  

    p.s. First post! I rock!

     
  3. rust, 27, December 2004, 9:16 |  
    rust

    Third post! I suck!

     
  4. frisko, 27, December 2004, 10:25 |  

    Okay, I’ll bite… What happened besides toothpaste getting splattered on your sweater?

     
  5. Esther, 27, December 2004, 10:56 |  
    Esther

    Well, at least your toothbrush was nice and warm.

    Also, Dave, I think you need a ‘first post’ filter, like over at Fark. Maybe whenever somebody types it, you can have the filter replace it w/’dwarf penis’ or some other random insanity.:twisted:

     
  6. Nikki, 27, December 2004, 15:20 |  
    Nikki

    Esther’s :idea: is brilliant.

     
  7. Esther, 27, December 2004, 16:04 |  
    Esther

    Thanks, Nikki. :kiss: They’re (:idea:)rare, but they do occur.

     
  8. Merth, 27, December 2004, 16:30 |  
    Merth

    You could pretend the toothpaste is a cool eclectic design. ??