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Do not touch black sweater with running electric toothbrush. Again.
Do not touch black sweater with running electric toothbrush. Again.
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What happens to the aborted spirit?
Well, let’s see…
If the parent is a wonderful person, I suppose it is a sad occasion for both the parent and the aborted spirit, but…
If the parent is an asshole, perhaps the little spirit goes down to the local bar, slams some spirits (lol) and says “Whew! Thank God! That was a close one!”
Not everyone wants to be born, especially those conceived by blithering idiots and other assorted assholes…
Even spirits have taste, you know.
p.s. First post! I rock!
Third post! I suck!
Okay, I’ll bite… What happened besides toothpaste getting splattered on your sweater?
Well, at least your toothbrush was nice and warm.
Also, Dave, I think you need a ‘first post’ filter, like over at Fark. Maybe whenever somebody types it, you can have the filter replace it w/’dwarf penis’ or some other random insanity.:twisted:
Esther’s :idea: is brilliant.
Thanks, Nikki.
They’re (:idea:)rare, but they do occur.
You could pretend the toothpaste is a cool eclectic design. ??