Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

13 comments:

1. Esther, 25, December 2004, 1:33 |  
   

   That ain’t no mistletoe…

    
2. Spud, 25, December 2004, 4:59 |  
   That ain’t no Santa Clause

    
3. rust, 25, December 2004, 9:06 |  
   Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!

   *Red Neck Santa

   Oh, and by the way, MERRY FRIKKIN CHRISTMAS!!
   (For your sh*tiest Christmas Musical selection, try what I listen to: http://voyager.login.cl:8000/listen.pls

    
4. frisko, 25, December 2004, 10:18 |  
   WTF kind of elite commune is that? Far creepier to think of what their women look like.

    
5. TheFaramir, 25, December 2004, 10:45 |  
   Note to self: do NOT view Davezilla the morning after staying up late drinking with the in-laws!

    
6. TheFaramir, 25, December 2004, 10:52 |  
   (100-proof Southern Comfort is pretty good, by the way.)

    
7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty, 25, December 2004, 10:54 |  
   … oh, Faramir, that’s my poison!

   … and uh, Dave … just a tip:

   Let’s stick to B:boobs::boobs:bies, m’kay?

   (Preferably Esther and Mandy …)

   

    
8. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty, 25, December 2004, 10:56 |  
   Oh, and I almost forgot:

   Happy Christmachanukwanzaasolictivus, everybody!

   … time for more :java:…

    
9. Patrick, 25, December 2004, 12:10 |  
   Please tell Santa to put down the guns and get some clothes on!

    
10. smizzy, 25, December 2004, 21:56 |  
    Suddenly.. I don’t *want* Santa in my living room!!

     
11. Lee, 26, December 2004, 5:01 |  
    “Im dreaming of a white racist Christmas….”

     
12. Katie, 26, December 2004, 22:06 |  
    Is that Nick Nolte?

     
13. Merth, 27, December 2004, 12:55 |  
    Santa’s gift to Mrs. Claus?