Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

18 comments:

1. fenix020387, 23, December 2004, 0:35 |  
   oooo…. sparkly….

    
2. Spud, 23, December 2004, 0:37 |  
   

   The Halo effect gives the Goblet/Grail that certain air of distinction.

   

    
3. TinaMarie, 23, December 2004, 0:38 |  
   Zilla, you is one bad ass O.G. muthafucka!

   This comment brought to you by MTV’s Pimp My Ride

    
4. Spud, 23, December 2004, 0:45 |  
   

   Zilla: HELLO!

   (waits)

   An armor-clad face appears at the top of the rampart. It speaks in an outrageous French accent.

   Soldier: ‘Allo! ‘Oo is it? Zilla: It is I, King Arthur, and these are my knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? S: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Lombard. Z: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. S: Well, I’ll ask ‘im, but I don’t think ‘e’ll be very keen– ‘e’s already got one, you see? Z: What?

    
5. Esther, 23, December 2004, 1:10 |  
   

   Daaaaamnn, Zilla! Pretty schweet!:cool:

    
6. Anna, 23, December 2004, 2:49 |  
   

   Always knew you had good taste …. now I know it runs in the family

    
7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty, 23, December 2004, 3:12 |  
   Dat is DY-NO-MYYYYYYYYYYYYTE!!

   

    
8. mikeB, 23, December 2004, 7:29 |  
   

   Your brother knows you so well. Nothing says Zilla like…. a cup that says Zilla.

    
9. Mandy, 23, December 2004, 7:38 |  
   

   Now you need a white full length fur, a sparkly cane and a few ho’s on each side.

    
10. rust, 23, December 2004, 8:59 |  
    

    Zilla he da man! He got da plan! He got a fan clan!

    Zilla don’ need no hoopty! He got a ho Naty! He do the inna an da outtie!

    Zilla got da pride! YO! Dat ho, he ride! HO! He digger on da side! SHO!

    Zilla got a chalice! bling! Soon he get a palace! KA-ching! He gonna move downna Dallas! MOOOOO!

    Dat Zilla he whiteboy rappuh! He cruise Yonge street propuh! His bitch he can’ stoppuh! She gonna pop’er! In da hoppuh! No floppuh! GO!

    chicka chicka chicka…

     
11. frisko, 23, December 2004, 11:09 |  
    Did he glue the gems himself? Mighty fancy. Not every “zilla” has his own personalized challace. Pat better not let Toho see.

     
12. frisko, 23, December 2004, 11:11 |  
    Duh…checked the link, I had no idea there was this type of market.

    

     
13. Cheap Date, 23, December 2004, 11:29 |  
    Dave, are you sure this this isn’t the newest game piece for GHETTOPOLY??

     
14. Davezilla, 23, December 2004, 13:30 |  
    

    a few ho’s on each side Volunteering for the job, Mandy?

     
15. Mandy, 23, December 2004, 14:25 |  
    

    !

     
16. Ilsa, 23, December 2004, 20:12 |  
    According to the website that is the Link of the Day, that would be your “Pimp Cup”:twisted::java:

     
17. matt, 23, December 2004, 20:26 |  
    SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
18. girl, 23, December 2004, 22:13 |  
    hells yeah, muthafuc*as! break out the crunk juice!