Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming].
Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”
Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table? Drop something?”
Paris Hilton: “Lost hairpin.”
Davezilla: “I heard you once seduced Ralph Lauren.”
Paris Hilton: “I sit on Ralph.”
Davezilla: “Assume I know nothing about hair. What is your current hairstyle called?”
Paris Hilton: “Rhino plaits.”
Davezilla: “Not that I’m interested, but what do you look for in a man?”
Paris Hilton: “A hip nostril.”
Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”
Davezilla: “What was it like back home?”
Paris Hilton: “A Hilt prison.”
Davezilla: “Describe your typical evening in the NYC bar scene.”
Paris Hilton: “I nip harlots.”
Davezilla: “How do you get a taxi in New York?”
Paris Hilton: “Strip! No, hail!”
Davezilla: “What do you wear when you’re slumming it?”
Paris Hilton: “Oil pan shirt.”
Davezilla: “Describe your best friend, Nicole Ritchie.”
Paris Hilton: “Hip oral snit.”
Davezilla: “I’ve heard you are insistent that your friends refer to you as thin, not skinny…”
Paris Hilton: “Thin! Or I slap.”
Davezilla: “With a CD under your belt, would you list singer as your greatest accomplishment?”
Paris Hilton: “Ha! I list porn.”
bwahahahahaa …… excellent davidge!
Now give me back the 2 hours I just lost on the cheerleader game!
excellent.
you killed me.
Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”
Bravissimo, Dave!
Those are fantastic, Dave!
I’m impressed. You managed to find a picture of her with clothes on. :boobs:
You gotta do Donald Rumsfeld now.
Not DO him , I meant do an interview. Ahem.
Wow, Mike. Wow.
Anagram
Ein Interview mit Paris Hilton mit Antworten nur aus Anagrammen. Das dürfte in etwa auch ihrem Wortschatz entsprechen.
Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”
Davezilla
Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you
I’m not sure, being out of touch at the other end of the galaxy and all…. but what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton? Isn’t that someplace that people go for a vacation?
— goes back to tweaking the Universal Translator —
Int: “Paris what do you do with broken flaps?”
PH: “Ah, I splint or…”
Int: “Or what Paris?”
PH: “Ha, loin strip”
Bonus points for that photo!! Did she end up buying her own pr0n DVD?
That cheerleeder must have no hips at all to fit through that basketball hoop.
That’s hot.
As a former college cheerleader - all I can say is - “WOW! They are awesome.”
Despite the fact that was insane and the girl totally hit her head on the hoop. She had a lot of trust and faith in those guys.
What Chris said.
Ditto.
To be fair, I got the cheerleader toss link from a place we both know. The Place that Shall Not be Named.
Yes, I saw it there too, Brittney, but if I credit you, I won’t break the first rule.
what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton?
It’s piece of trash with an impressive credit line.
Mandy!
Thanks for the info! Now I know for sure I’ll be spending my next vacation in Paris Hilton!
My kind of warm, snuggly place. I just hope it’s not too wet
A very impressive credit line.
Pairs HIlton has good ass but no tit. i would hit it.
Well you, if we see “Pairs HIlton”, we’ll let her know.
I have a mini like that one. It looks really cute on me. Now I want to burn it. Damn you Paris!
Mandy, perhaps you could send a photo of you in the mini… umm just for scientific comparison sake…
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Too funny!