Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming].

Paris Hilton eyeing a copy of her own porn DVDDavezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”

Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table? Drop something?”
Paris Hilton: “Lost hairpin.”

Davezilla: “I heard you once seduced Ralph Lauren.”
Paris Hilton: “I sit on Ralph.”

Davezilla: “Assume I know nothing about hair. What is your current hairstyle called?”
Paris Hilton: “Rhino plaits.”

Davezilla: “Not that I’m interested, but what do you look for in a man?”
Paris Hilton: “A hip nostril.”

Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”

Davezilla: “What was it like back home?”
Paris Hilton: “A Hilt prison.”

Davezilla: “Describe your typical evening in the NYC bar scene.”
Paris Hilton: “I nip harlots.”

Davezilla: “How do you get a taxi in New York?”
Paris Hilton: “Strip! No, hail!”

Davezilla: “What do you wear when you’re slumming it?”
Paris Hilton: “Oil pan shirt.”

Davezilla: “Describe your best friend, Nicole Ritchie.”
Paris Hilton: “Hip oral snit.”

Davezilla: “I’ve heard you are insistent that your friends refer to you as thin, not skinny…”
Paris Hilton: “Thin! Or I slap.”

Davezilla: “With a CD under your belt, would you list singer as your greatest accomplishment?”
Paris Hilton: “Ha! I list porn.”

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25 comments:

  1. Spud, 21, December 2004, 1:43 |  

    bwahahahahaa …… excellent davidge! :grin:

    Now give me back the 2 hours I just lost on the cheerleader game! :geek:

     
  2. wantwit, 21, December 2004, 5:25 |  

    excellent. :dead: you killed me.

     
  3. Esther, 21, December 2004, 6:55 |  

    Davezilla: “Why do you keep scratching yourself down there?”
    Paris Hilton: “Loin pit rash.”

    Bravissimo, Dave! :twisted:

     
  4. Mandy, 21, December 2004, 7:05 |  

    Those are fantastic, Dave!

    I’m impressed. You managed to find a picture of her with clothes on. :boobs:

     
  5. mikeB, 21, December 2004, 7:08 |  

    You gotta do Donald Rumsfeld now. :twisted:

    Not DO him , I meant do an interview. Ahem. :roll:

     
  6. Davezilla, 21, December 2004, 7:12 |  

    Wow, Mike. Wow.

     
  7. Cynx Cynical World (Trackback), 21, December 2004, 7:30 |  
     

    Anagram
    Ein Interview mit Paris Hilton mit Antworten nur aus Anagrammen. Das dürfte in etwa auch ihrem Wortschatz entsprechen.

    Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”
    Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.”

    Davezilla
    Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you

     
  8. rust, 21, December 2004, 7:58 |  

    I’m not sure, being out of touch at the other end of the galaxy and all…. but what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton? Isn’t that someplace that people go for a vacation?

    — goes back to tweaking the Universal Translator —

     
  9. Spud, 21, December 2004, 8:10 |  

    Int: “Paris what do you do with broken flaps?”

    PH: “Ah, I splint or…”

    Int: “Or what Paris?”

    PH: “Ha, loin strip”

     
  10. [==WaRRi0R Z==], 21, December 2004, 8:17 |  

    Bonus points for that photo!! Did she end up buying her own pr0n DVD?

     
  11. [==WaRRi0R Z==], 21, December 2004, 8:18 |  

    That cheerleeder must have no hips at all to fit through that basketball hoop. :wtf:

     
  12. Chris, 21, December 2004, 8:55 |  

    That’s hot.

     
  13. Merth, 21, December 2004, 9:02 |  

    As a former college cheerleader - all I can say is - “WOW! They are awesome.”

    Despite the fact that was insane and the girl totally hit her head on the hoop. She had a lot of trust and faith in those guys.

     
  14. Poofles, 21, December 2004, 9:16 |  

    What Chris said.

     
  15. Steve, 21, December 2004, 11:43 |  

    Ditto. :razz:

     
  16. brittney, 21, December 2004, 12:58 |  

    To be fair, I got the cheerleader toss link from a place we both know. The Place that Shall Not be Named. :twisted:

     
  17. Davezilla, 21, December 2004, 14:08 |  

    Yes, I saw it there too, Brittney, but if I credit you, I won’t break the first rule. :mrgreen:

     
  18. Mandy, 21, December 2004, 16:46 |  

    what the F*CK is a Paris Hilton?
    It’s piece of trash with an impressive credit line.

     
  19. rust, 21, December 2004, 18:16 |  

    Mandy!
    Thanks for the info! Now I know for sure I’ll be spending my next vacation in Paris Hilton!

    My kind of warm, snuggly place. I just hope it’s not too wet

     
  20. Spud, 21, December 2004, 18:24 |  

    A very impressive credit line.

     
  21. you, 21, December 2004, 21:53 |  

    Pairs HIlton has good ass but no tit. i would hit it.

     
  22. Davezilla, 21, December 2004, 22:59 |  

    Well you, if we see “Pairs HIlton”, we’ll let her know. :roll:

     
  23. Mandy, 22, December 2004, 7:04 |  

    I have a mini like that one. It looks really cute on me. Now I want to burn it. Damn you Paris!

     
  24. Merth, 22, December 2004, 9:00 |  

    Mandy, perhaps you could send a photo of you in the mini… umm just for scientific comparison sake… :lol:

     
  25. Anagram Interview with Paris Hilton | Blogmarks | Math Jazz (Trackback), 22, December 2004, 11:25 |  
     

    Anagram Interview with Paris Hilton | Blogmarks | Math Jazz
    Too funny!