Annoying Words: Christmas 2004 Edition

  1. Protracted insurgency: No, it’s a war. Plain and simple.
  2. Deck: Yes, some sad hipsters still use this.
  3. Fab, faboo and fabs: [shudder]
  4. Calling white folk crackers. Please. The proper term is “pasty white cracker”.
  5. Misusing the word mod. Sorry, but painting your rocking chair is not “modding it”. Neither is putting a Ché Guevara patch on the army jacket you stole from your dad.
  6. Axe: It’s a tool, not a guitar.
  7. Baby Momma: What’s wrong with loser? Or irresponsible teenager?
  8. Being called hon or kiddo by someone 20 years younger than I am.
  9. Hair of the dog that bit me: I’ll stick with beer, thanks.
  10. Santa Clause: Since when are we spelling Claus with an “e”? I have seen four companies spell it that way this year.
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22 comments:

  1. Natalie, 19, December 2004, 0:20 |  

    Here is an example of the proper use of “deck”:

    “If I see any hipsters at the show tonight, I’m gonna deck ‘em.”

     
  2. Poofles, 19, December 2004, 0:27 |  

    Agreed. Deck is so last decade

     
  3. kismet, 19, December 2004, 0:33 |  

    But not all crackers are pasty and white. :roll:

     
  4. TheFaramir, 19, December 2004, 0:39 |  

    Yeah. Those cheddar crackers are kind of orange.

     
  5. mikeB, 19, December 2004, 0:50 |  

    Oh yes, the tanning bed crackers. :roll:

     
  6. Mandy, 19, December 2004, 1:20 |  

    Having your boobs referred to as “funbags” on Davezilla is annoying. :evil:

     
  7. Spud, 19, December 2004, 2:39 |  

    One persons boobs are another persons funbags… :grin:

     
  8. wantwit, 19, December 2004, 3:57 |  

    i prefer to be called a saltine.

     
  9. rust, 19, December 2004, 9:30 |  

    I think “funbags” is much better than “dirty pillows”
    Let us pray…
    I am so stuck in the last century.

     
  10. kismet, 19, December 2004, 11:31 |  

    A friend of mine once said, “If I’m a cracker, then I’m a Ritz.”

     
  11. Mandy, 19, December 2004, 11:36 |  

    Hold your water, rust.

     
  12. mikeB, 19, December 2004, 13:47 |  

    My aunt said shizzle last week. The end is near. :dead:

     
  13. Chad Brandos, 19, December 2004, 14:16 |  

    I’ve had friends say “WASSUP!” and “Allllll Righty-Then” recently.

    South Park was right, Iowa is several years behind.

     
  14. mikeB, 19, December 2004, 14:26 |  

    Time for new friends, Chad. :razz:

     
  15. TinaMarie, 19, December 2004, 19:13 |  

    Anybody who can make a relevant reference to a movie that played when I was in college (oh God, was that 20 years ago?) is okay with me.

    You go, Rust!

     
  16. Davezilla, 19, December 2004, 19:16 |  

    I concur with TinaMarie. Carrie was, and is, one of the greatest movies of the 70s.

     
  17. rust, 19, December 2004, 19:33 |  

    DAMMIT, zilla, it was a BRIAN DE PALMA movie. That farce where Sally Field holds up the sign in the sweatshop (showing her best points) :boobs::boobs: is from Norma Rae.

     
  18. dagny, 19, December 2004, 21:51 |  

    I don’t care what age you are, very few people should be allowed to call me “hon”.

     
  19. Davezilla, 19, December 2004, 23:19 |  

    Brian De Palma did Steven King films? :wtf:

     
  20. Anna, 20, December 2004, 3:52 |  

    I thought they were talking about the blues Brothers”(’let us pray’).

    Hey peoples what’s wrong with Iowa? I dig it, it’s fab.

     
  21. Davezilla, 20, December 2004, 8:09 |  

    “Dirty pillows” was from Carrie. The psycho mother told Carrie to “cover up her dirty pillows” from men in one of the most over-acted scenes in motion picture history. Classic. More…

    If it appears in the Blues Bros. movie as well, they stole it. Carrie came out much earlier.

     
  22. simoon, 20, December 2004, 13:27 |  

    Being called “hon” by someone who is even fifteen years younger than me drives me a bit batty. Then again, being called “ma’am” by someone who is less than five years younger than me really bothers the bejeezus out of me.

    I mean… where do I fit in the age scheme of things? I’m stuck in the abyss of the mid-thirty-something zone. Lovely.