Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

15 comments:

1. mikeB, 18, December 2004, 0:14 |  
   I’m Craaaaaaaazy Hankerchief Lady!

    
2. Mandy, 18, December 2004, 0:33 |  
   Queer Eye for the Abu Graibh Prisoner Guy?

    
3. TheFaramir, 18, December 2004, 0:54 |  
   A new, demented super-hero? “The Tacky Babushka”?

    
4. [==WaRRi0R Z==], 18, December 2004, 1:29 |  
   MC Escher-Head!!

    
5. Esther, 18, December 2004, 1:40 |  
   Nice one, Mandy.:lol:

    
6. suske, 18, December 2004, 1:47 |  
   when surprising your husband with a facelift this christmas, make sure to gift-wrap

    
7. Margaret, 18, December 2004, 4:03 |  
   When I say the magic word, my head will DISAPPEAR!!!

   ****POOF!!****

    
8. wantwit, 18, December 2004, 4:07 |  
   how to make your own doo-rag in 12 easy steps!

    
9. Spud, 18, December 2004, 7:56 |  
   When I pull these two ends tight, my head will disappear.

   **SNAP**

    
10. Steppenwolf, 18, December 2004, 7:57 |  
    I couldn’t find a paper bag. How’s this?

     
11. [==WaRRi0R Z==], 18, December 2004, 9:26 |  
    mrs. pinata relaxing at home

     
12. Patrick, 18, December 2004, 12:15 |  
    From the makers of Chinese finger cuffs comes the latest Asian craze, face cuffs!

     
13. Kevin, 18, December 2004, 14:20 |  
    “Honey?”
    “Yes, dear… NOW I will have sex with you. Just keep that thing covered.”

     
14. Poofles, 18, December 2004, 15:53 |  
    “And now for my David Blaine impression!”

     
15. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty, 18, December 2004, 16:23 |  
    I don’t know what you’ve been told
    It ain’t the butterfly it’s the tootsie roll
    A brand new dance so,
    Grab a partner get on the dance floor
    And work them hips a little bit
    and do that dip a little bit…

    Come on tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
    Yeah tootsie roll, gotta go make your tootsie roll
    Here we go tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
    I want to see your tootsie roll, just make them tootsie roll …