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Who’d have thought? The same person who came up with the idea for a pissing drink dispenser would misspell “voila.” Oh-ruv-wire, suckers!
what!? you couldn’t parody/satire the best cookie they make: Tagalongs?!
tagalogs?
Can’t say much about the cookies, except YUCK, but I doo love that Humping Hound on the little whizzer site.
I did think of that one, wantwit. I just wasn’t sure how to implement the Filipino language into a cookie.
Hairy thin mints? Say it ain’t so!
This post is crumby.
I did think of that one, wantwit. I just wasn’t sure how to implement the Filipino language into a cookie.
Tagalogs: butter cookies made with cornstarch instead of wheat flour, and featuring the natural goodness of bitter melon. Yum!
My grandpa had one of those peeing dispensers on his bar. This is a repressed childhood memory brought back screaming. Papaws had pants that dropped before it served booze. He used it to piss of my step-grandma, cause he kept vodka in it for drinks.
I need to go back to bed now.
My dad kept a bottle of “Pure Old Panther Piss” in the bar.
Anyway…
Hey there’s at least one cookie missing!
Every year I buy at least four boxes (two for me, one for my mom and one for my ex-wife) of Girl Sprouts “RABBIT RAISIN CRUNCH”
DEE-lightful
so that’s what people mean when they say they got pissie drunk last night.
A couple of those look like they’re chock-full of fibre! Have some mulch, it’ll help get all those crows and tinfoil out of your system.
Thin lints? I think I am going to hurl.:dead:
So wrong, and yet so hilarious. Nice job, Dave.:twisted:
rust, that doesn’t add up to four…unles you have 2 ex-wives!
nevermind, you have a mom. i’m such a wantwit!
Mmm, Samoans. My favorite.
Sean
Snacktime at Dave’s is scarytime.
Do little girl guides come with the biscuits?
I keep thinking of wensday addams saying “Are they made from real girl scouts?”
Yeah I meant that.