Note to Self: 5,105
Two soup issues in one week. Unfair. Next time we make boiling hot miso, avoid spilling it directly on the nether regions.
Tags: Words.Two soup issues in one week. Unfair. Next time we make boiling hot miso, avoid spilling it directly on the nether regions.
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Fishy soup on crotch is not good.
For some reason I just kept thinking about Pinky and the Brain during Epic 2014.
Miso isn’t fishy, I think it’s more ’soy-ey’. Were the nethers unscathed?
So this time you did hurt your manly parts?
Ooof, naaaaasty
This time I did, Anna.
OUCH! Careful with those parts. They are important! Hope you weren’t seriously injured.
can we kiss it and make it better?
Man, I tell the women at work I cut my finger and they roll their eyes. Dave tells eveyone he burns his
and women want to kiss it better. Sigh. I need a website. 
who said i am female?
Fishy soup on crotch is not good.
Miso has more of an umami taste than a fishy taste, really.
Mmm, umami. Full of glutamic goodness.
you should Hang misteltoe over your johnson.
Somehow, I am reminded about a scene from “QUEST FOR FIRE” where Rae Dawn Chong is “helping” Ron Perlman overcome his groin injury by kissing it better…
If you look carefully, you can see Ron Perlman’s eyes spinning in their sockets.
Some of the miso that I’ve had has had some sort of fish base added to it, that’s why I associated miso with fishyness.
On Monday, Dave and a loved one bathed in whipped cream before cleaning one another.
On Tuesday, Dave and a loved one played with various fruits.
On Wednesday, Dave and a loved one used ice cubes for excitement.
On Thursday, Dave’s quest for naughtiness took an ugly turn as he learned the valuable lesson that fresh off the stove soup should not be used in the genital region.
I really hope “‘zillas nether regions” didn’t require salve,a bandage, or both. I was severly burned with soup once, on my foot. That was a drag, however the nethers of male and female are sacred and boo-boos suck-any where.
I can’t get the “link of the day” to link. My computer must be impaired.
Dave is going through that period of life where he turns into a klutz.
It lasts from here on till the grave.
enjoy!