Anagram Interviews: Dick Cheney and Tony Blair

Posted by Davezilla 12 November, 2004 Latest: Merth, Esther, mikeB, verago, Dave too,

DICK CHENEY

Davezilla: Was it really true that you received a ton of kickbacks from Haliburton from the Iraqi conflict?
Dick Cheney: I deny check.
Davezilla: Mr. Vice-President? Describe your lesbian daughter in two words.
Dick Cheney: Needy chick.
Davezilla: What’s the secret of your unhealthy pallor?
Dick Cheney: Chicken dye.
Davezilla: No one seems to call you Richard. I guess you don’t seem like a Richard so much as a Dick.
Dick Cheney: Hence, Dicky.

TONY BLAIR

Davezilla: Parliament seems to have more on the ball than the US government. Why is that?
Tony Blair: Brainy lot.
Davezilla: Your thoughts on manufacturing jobs going to Asia?
Tony Blair: Tiny labor.
Davezilla: How did you escape the beatings from the British Press?
Tony Blair: By no trial.
Davezilla: What did you say when you saw Avril Lavigne in London?
Tony Blair: Lo! Tiny bra!

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13 comments:

  1. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty, 12, November 2004, 0:20 |  

    Motor City Bad Kitty: So, Dave, what does Stacy need from all this schvitzing she’s been doing lately, thanks to the Esther/Mandy post?

    Davezilla: A lez Advil.

    :razz:

     
  2. wantwit, 12, November 2004, 3:47 |  

    :geek: < -- Tony Blair, no?

     
  3. Davezilla, 12, November 2004, 6:43 |  

    Yes, Stacy. I was having valid zeal from those pictures.

     
  4. Mimi, 12, November 2004, 7:52 |  

    You’re a clever man, Mr. Zilla. :mrgreen:

     
  5. Bobby Peru, 12, November 2004, 8:01 |  

    PETA and their bloody ideas. :roll:

     
  6. Spud, 12, November 2004, 8:05 |  

    Spud: Mr Cheney, in your younger days you used to know how to safe crack, is this true and how did you do it?

    Dick Cheney:Cinch Keyed

     
  7. Merth, 12, November 2004, 9:47 |  

    :dead:

    Go Dicky!

     
  8. Esther, 12, November 2004, 12:06 |  

    Glad Mandy and I could contribute to mad amounts of schvitzness this week. On the other hand, please don’t hurt yourselves! :kiss:

     
  9. mikeB, 12, November 2004, 13:43 |  

    These are great! How come the posts requiring a brain always get the fewest comments? Hmm. :twisted:

     
  10. verago, 12, November 2004, 13:54 |  

    lol yeah, what’s up with that? this is funny! I heard someone make another Dick joke today, but seeing as how it doesn’t involve the person, i don’t think i should say it. :wang:

     
  11. Davezilla, 12, November 2004, 14:12 |  

    Simple. My readers like :boobs: better than :wang:

     
  12. Esther, 12, November 2004, 16:23 |  

    That they do. :twisted:

     
  13. Dave too, 13, November 2004, 8:18 |  

    GEORGE BUSH

    Dave too: President Bush, can you explain why you’ve done so many constroversial things over the last four years?
    George Bush: Bugs Gore, eh?
    Dave too: You, like most of us Davezilla readers, like crude humor. With that in mind, what is the nickname for your unit?
    George Bush: Bugger Hose.
    Dave too: As an older guy, you probably have difficulty urinating. Do you say or do anything special to get the flow going?
    George Bush: Beer Gush, GO!
    Dave too: When you were explaining the facts of life to your nephew, Gus, you used images of various orifices. What did you say when presenting this information?
    George Bush: Gob here, Gus.