Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

My neighbors are, for lack of a better term, fucking insane. Their latest venture? Well I’m not quite sure what this is.

I have a few guesses.

1. Stairwell Cozy
2. The latest piece by Christo’s dwarf brother, Crusto
3. Second place winner in the 1974 Ugly Scarf Competition
4. The curtains for Staircase Puppet Theatre
5. A hot mitt in case the action on the stairs gets too hot to handle

And your guess is?

Sabretooth Persian

“Why, you dirty rotten _______ poker!”