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Linus, the Great Pumpkin was always a Haliburton shill!
That face is enough to scare any human being to death.
“A White House portrait of Mr. Vice Pumpkin”
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::limp:
The evil biotechs have devised a new creation
Rejected ideas in the art department for the sci-fi film, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
:java:Director: “Is it me or do these creatures look a little too much like pumpkins?
:geek:Artist: “These are pods, sir. This is a Cheney pod.”
:java:Director: “Woo, scary! These creatures make me hungry for squash and melons. And they are much too fanciful. I’m not doing Oz, man! I’m doing Invasion of the Body snatchers. There’s no snatch, only pumpkin heads…”
:geek:Artist: “I’ll get right on it sir.”
Director: “No cantaloupes either! I don’t want my monsters looking like cantaloupes.”
:geek:Artist (to self): “Some days I wish I was working for Ed Wood.”
And some people say genetically modifed vegetables and fruits are a good thing. This should prove that wrong.
Boo? More like boohoo!
Bah! That doesn’t scare me! I shall ward him off with my own pumpkin that scares away all those pesky repube-lickins!
Kids, you can make your own, right at home!
Just follow this pattern right here!
Just grab one of your knives of mass destruction out of the kitchen, and follow the pattern.
It’s so easy … even a Republican could do it! (If they could find the knives of mass destruction, that is …)
Never underestimate a republican’s weaponry skillz. You know how they love to destroy shit.
that’s funny!
Great, something to keep me up all Halloween night!
Happy Halloween all!
just yuck
frisko
that face needs to be pureed, in the most horrible painful manner possible.:twisted:
ILLINOIS - A virtual pilgrimage of Republican faithful are flocking to Morton to see the likeness of Vice President Dick Cheney on a pumpkin. Local grower Millard Zellchedar found the special gourd on Wednesday. Many republican loyalists claim the Cheney-pumpkin has spiritual significance and offer it as proof that God endorses President Bush.
AUUUGGGHHH!!! My eyes!!!
/seemed appropriate
Ya know … suddenly Cabbage Patch Kids’ faces don’t look so disturbing!