Complete this sentence #13

The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the __________ with your __________ , and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of __________ .

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19 comments:

  1. Mandy, 30, October 2004, 0:16 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the giraffe with your tonsils, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of Monkey Fizz.

     
  2. Spud, 30, October 2004, 1:11 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a camp fire is first stamp out the monkey fizz with your salty cat and the finish it off by dousing it with a generous bucket of petrol.

    Match?

     
  3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 30, October 2004, 2:58 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the ____XXX___ with your ___XX___ , and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of ___XXX__ .

    :roll: :limp:

     
  4. mikeB, 30, October 2004, 11:36 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the Republicans with your intelligence, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of reality. :mrgreen:

     
  5. Frisko, 30, October 2004, 12:24 |  

    I think I am in love with Mike B.

     
  6. Frisko, 30, October 2004, 12:32 |  

    However the outdoors-girl within me has to post…

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the doobie with your spitty fingers , and then finish off by dousing the firepit (replaced the word “it”) with a generous bucket of sand, followed by water. Driving away sadly in your mid 80’s ford van.

    In a not so perfect world….lmao

    Frisko

     
  7. Frisko, 30, October 2004, 12:41 |  

    MCBC Stacy,

    I love surfing your site (strong chicks rock!).
    I hope you’re feeling up to par fast!
    ReV’s guest posts are spactacular!

    Frisko

     
  8. rust, 30, October 2004, 13:49 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the words “Ala-ka-bish Ala-ka-bash” in a circle with your trusty meat tenderizer, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of week-old toilet backage…

     
  9. Poofles, 30, October 2004, 18:36 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a camp fire is first stamp out the fluffy bunnies with your +3 Hand Axe and the finish it off by dousing it with a generous bucket of Siracha

     
  10. Somebaudy, 30, October 2004, 18:48 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the envelope with your tngue, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of beer .

     
  11. Fran, 30, October 2004, 19:02 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the flaming pirate* with your wooden leg…carefully, and then finish it off by dousing it with a generous bucket o’blood.

    *this is not a homosexual reference:roll:

     
  12. Nikki, 30, October 2004, 20:49 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the republicans with your votes, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of sophistication.

    :java:

     
  13. Lace Valentine, 31, October 2004, 0:32 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a camp fire is to first stamp out the brown bear marshmallow thief with your ball-peen hammer and then finish it off by dousing it with a generous bucket of Miller Lite.

     
  14. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 31, October 2004, 1:53 |  

    OT:

    Thanks, Frisko. I am thoroughly enjoying having the good ReV. invade my space all the way from across the pond. It’s always a nice surprise to wake up in the morning and see what he has in store for me (and the rest of my readers) on my own site. I’m very happy that his congregation is growing. :kiss:

    I’ve come out of my hidey hole lately, but as of Wed, I’m going back into the hiatus, and some new surprise guests will be posting soon, in addition to ReV.

    [Disclaimer] Sorry about that, rest of Davezirra’s readers … I’d reply to Frisko personally in an e-mail but I lost her e-mail address. Whoops. :limp:

     
  15. Steppenwolf, 31, October 2004, 11:56 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a camp fire is to re-elect Bush. Then there won’t be any trees left to burn.

     
  16. Esther, 1, November 2004, 1:05 |  

    I just got back from a camping trip, so this post seems highly appropriate, and hilarious.

    Off to shower….

     
  17. Anonymous, 1, November 2004, 12:33 |  
    Davezilla

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the herpes with your tough actin’ tenactin , and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of anteater sperm .

     
  18. NWJR, 1, November 2004, 15:28 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the Voting Records with your Republican Friends in Florida, and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of Conservative Supreme Court Justices.

    (I know, I know…it’s all so “Pre- 9/11″)

     
  19. verago, 9, November 2004, 13:58 |  

    The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the grass around it, with your hands, and then finish it off by dousing it with a generous bucket of enriched gasoline.

    Then hurry up and get into your escape vehicle and don’t look back as the camp site is consumed in a blazing inferno.

    In court, deny any charges of arson.
    :twisted::twisted::twisted: