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Oh, monkey FIZZ. My bad.
I’m holding out for Cajun Elephant.
I’ll have the Rabid Weasel, please.
I hear the Mutant Ninja Sloth has quite the kick to it!
I’ll have a couple of sweet & sour panda’s. Whale on the rocks sounds refreshing too.
In Japan do they confuse “f” with “j”? Either way…quite disturbing.
GOOD NEWS IN ALL PAPER FOR EVERYONE READS THEM!!!!!!!
NEW extensive market researching, has occurring at Kirin, famous producers in WO! for nice drinks!
Due to success of more “traditional” flavour such as, “Salty Cat” and “Monkey Fizz” consumer can be appreciating to see on their shelves NEW! And CRAZYMAD! ITS GOOD YES! HMMMMMM SWEETNESS IN A FRUIT!
WO! ALERTING! (by next Spring in the leafs) COME LOOK SEE AT THIS, IS FINE DRINKS FOR BOY AND GIRL ALIKE!!!!! GO DRINKING!! WHY NOT?
DOLPHIN SOUR! NONCHALANT PANDA! DISGRUNTLED PENGUIN! PEPPERY DOG WOOF! BIG BIG SNAIL LOVE!
HORSE JUICE! PEACOCK WATERS!
ALL IS NEW FLAVOUR FOR ENJOYING ANYTIMES LIKE A MEADOW IN A FIELD OF FLOURS! LIKE MY DREAMS, WHERE THEY GO? DOWN OF COURSE WHEN DRINKING SWEET AND BEAUTY WATERS. LIKE A WO!:boobs::boobs:
BE LIKE WO! BE LIKE POPSTAR! OKAY BIG BOY AND A SEXY CHICK HOT! :eek:
I am very please to enjoyng these comments of the people reading of the blog. It is very special in my life of great happiness.
Would a lady of polite fetch the leisureness container of IGNOMINIOUS BANDICOOT for the myself? Perhaps the happiness of PAYPHIAN SPLASH or CLINQUANT SNOW MONKEY?
Oddly enough, Dave, your post sounds alot like the live wet women that want to meet me in my daily e-mails.
DON’T FORGOT!!
A “Salty Cat” and a “Monkey Fizz” are together like in a lover in some NEW formatting!:-(
Why try NEW “Salty Monkey Cat Fizz”?
BE LIKE WO!
BE LIKE POPSTAR OR SOME LIKE BRYAN ADAMS MAYBE!
COOL MAN, LADIES AND GOING TO A CHEEKY BOY.
JUST FOR YOU I SAY
OK MAN,:lol:
YOU GOT WO!!!
That’s how I met Natalie, Dan. HOT CANADIAN WOMEN READY TO WARM YOU UP.
The last picture “illegal to molest vegetation” made me spew my Chai
It’s not funny Mandy……
A man round my way was sexually harrassed by a marauding marrow last week!
Bone marrow? I’ve been harassed by a man with a bone before. (ahem)
Cool Dave, “Not for Teen or Mormon pictures” for breakfast. How silly, no pizza, beer, firearms, she-on-top sex. However it is accepted that Brittney Spears spits ABC gum out where ever she likes.
Rev.JeLLy, Now that you guessed my secret, I thought you looked cute in foil.
Frisko
ITS NOT ME FRISKO!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know who the hell in yesterdays post was…..but you think he’s cute?
Hmmm how queer.
WO! Have you been trying yet the taste of TEAT SWEAT? Your mouth will remind you of your baby year. Be in happiness again when you are trying the taste of TEAT SWEAT. It is in the honey of flavours! WO!
COMMERCIAL: Open with man and woman sitting in a restaurant across from each other. Woman in slinky black dress man in suit. camera view under table as woman takes off high heel and runs her stocking toes up the man’s pant leg. Cut to couple as she looks seductively at him and whispers:
WOMAN: I’m having SUCH a good time, would you like to taste my Salty Cat?
MAN: (wide eyes) Why, yes I would
but only if you promise to take a swallow of my Monkey Fizz!
WAITER:
Camera pulls away to full view and we see product on table.
VO: WO! When you just have to have something lively in your mouth!
dies laughing
Hoo … this is what I GET for not coming here for a couple days!
I just wanna know if you can get this stuff in the same vending machines in Japan that sell the used panties.
I guess that depends on how you interpret “salty cat”, Stacy.
MAN: (wide eyes) Why, yes I would
but only if you promise to take a swallow of my Monkey Fizz!
Best. Comment. Evah.
Never spank the monkey. It fizzes.
covers ears
RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA!!
NATARIE! I AM NOT RISTENING TO ROU!
RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA…
What about choking the chicken, mikeB? Does it squawk?
I think this drink explains a lot, it’s obviously the Revs favourite as it allows his imagination to run rampant.
On the other hand…. Those wacky japanese
Drinking liquid that has such yuckie names, can cause a person to become the subject in yesterdays post. (ahem) I still love you ReV.:kiss:, even if ya wanna mush me like a bug.
The 11pm local news just announced that “Godzilla” Toho Corporations monster, turned 50 today. Now that’s reporting and newsworthy.
Monkey Fizz goes so nicely with one or two of these
He’s only 10 years older than Davezilla? He’s not aging as well as Dave.
Aw, thanks, Mandy! Besides, I have a nicer lawyer than he does.
No, no, no, PLEASE! i don’t want to join the Freemasons anymore! Just don’t make me drink it!