Note to self: 5,069

Posted by Davezilla 25 October, 2004 Latest: Moxie, Cheap Date, Frisko, wantwit, Natalie,

When you can hear sushi being eaten by someone 15 feet away, assume it will look as disgusting as it sounds and resist the temptation to gawk.
[More details on this later. It’s worth it.]

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28 comments:

  1. Chad Brandos, 25, October 2004, 0:11 |  

    I picture a woman, built like a fridge, happily sucking away on a carp.

    I suppose anything that could be heard eating from 15 feet away wouldn’t be to too pretty.

     
  2. Spud, 25, October 2004, 0:19 |  

    I imagine the sound of an enormous fat pig squelching through another 6 slices of pizza whilst at the same time slurping a super sized drink and grabbing another handful of fries.

    Visualy and oraly repulsive. :roll:

     
  3. Spud, 25, October 2004, 0:39 |  

    Sorry about that, I went off on a tangent, now where were we? :grin:

     
  4. Esther, 25, October 2004, 1:23 |  

    Five bucks says it was either eel or a large bowl of eel soup. :dead:

     
  5. Fran, 25, October 2004, 1:56 |  

    Go ahead and qawk. Resistance is futile.:grin:

     
  6. Margaret, 25, October 2004, 2:01 |  

    I think it was a giant piece of sushi formed with a loaf pan, with a slab of eel balanced on top, washed down with a diet soft drink, of course!

     
  7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 25, October 2004, 2:09 |  

    EEEWWWWW!!

    :wtf:

     
  8. Spud, 25, October 2004, 2:16 |  

    Exactly…. EWWWWWWW!!

    I kinda like my seafood cooked, is that wierd or what in this modern age ?

     
  9. Fran, 25, October 2004, 5:28 |  

    raw foods are in…raw good. cooked bad. Fat good. carbs bad.:roll: It’ll change. Just give it time.

     
  10. Davezilla, 25, October 2004, 6:34 |  

    Not all sushi is raw, nor is it new.

    It was neither soup nor eel, you owe me five bucks, Esther. :razz:

    I will be supplying a complete story and illustration as it was so horrifying, Natalie and myself spent the greater part of the afternoon discussing it.

     
  11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy, 25, October 2004, 7:26 |  

    Are live goldfish classed as sushi?

    I hate it when their heads crunch……..

    Theoretically speaking of course…:evil:

     
  12. Nikki, 25, October 2004, 7:30 |  

    You’re not supposed to chew goldfish Rev, just swallow them whole.

     
  13. Bobby Peru, 25, October 2004, 7:53 |  

    Goldfish on a crisp Ritz. MMMMMMM! Good cracker.

     
  14. Anonymous, 25, October 2004, 8:21 |  
    Davezilla

    Sounds like Nikki has some experience swallowing.

     
  15. Moxie, 25, October 2004, 8:28 |  

    Lemme guess..you guys ate at the Gotham City Grill and seated near The Penguin?

     
  16. ReV.JeLLyBaBy, 25, October 2004, 8:29 |  

    But if you don’t crunch them Nikki, how the hell do you get to taste the succulent brain? :twisted:

     
  17. Nikki, 25, October 2004, 9:30 |  

    :wtf:

     
  18. Davezilla, 25, October 2004, 9:47 |  

    Gotham City Grill? Never hoid of it. Nope, Mariko in Toronto (by the Big Carrot).

     
  19. Esther, 25, October 2004, 10:32 |  

    I unfortunately, don’t have 5 bucks, Dave. Will 5 dust bunnies do?

    Also, guess I shouldn’t have read this before breakfast.:???:

     
  20. ReV.JeLLyBaBy, 25, October 2004, 10:49 |  

    Dave?

    Was it the unborn eggs of a dead octopus, wrapped in rotting squid and served in goldfish brain jelly sauce with noodles?

    :???:

     
  21. Davezilla, 25, October 2004, 11:55 |  

    Will 5 dust bunnies do?
    No, but the black, vinyl pants picture you’ve been teasing us with will do. :grin:

     
  22. Cheap Date, 25, October 2004, 12:55 |  

    NOTE TO SELF: Do NOT read davezilla.com while having LUNCH! :dead:

     
  23. Davezilla, 25, October 2004, 13:05 |  

    S’right. You’re supposed to spew coffee, not sammiches. :razz:

     
  24. Esther, 25, October 2004, 13:08 |  

    This Friday, I will have the picture. Dressing up for a costume contest at work; hopefully won’t give any of the Lumbergs in the office too many heart palpitations. :twisted:

     
  25. Frisko, 25, October 2004, 15:12 |  

    Poor Dave and Natalie, what a dining nightmare. I look forward to the story and illustration. I didn’t know sushi made audible noises, and am confident you will tell us the tale as only you can.

    Frisko

     
  26. wantwit, 25, October 2004, 17:53 |  

    sorry, that was me.

     
  27. Natalie, 25, October 2004, 18:03 |  

    Some people just don’t realize that certain parts of a shrimp were not meant to be eaten. :sad:

     
  28. Spud, 25, October 2004, 18:52 |  

    Prawns should be only served in fried rice.