I really don’t want to know

24 October, 2004 Latest: Mandy, Esther, farker, Bobby Peru, Keith Burgin,

Not going there

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19 comments:

  1. Lace Valentine, 24, October 2004, 1:05 |  

    “Are you hard yet?” the girl asked.

    “No I’m still soft,” he said. “Soft as eider down pillows in a bed-and-breakfast.”

     
  2. kismet, 24, October 2004, 1:38 |  

    That girl looks strangely familiar. :wtf:

     
  3. Margaret, 24, October 2004, 1:48 |  

    “Come to me, Muffin, I will be your love pillow.”

     
  4. kermit, 24, October 2004, 2:06 |  

    She stole Danny Kaye’s prop from “Singin’ in the Rain”!

     
  5. riye, 24, October 2004, 2:33 |  

    i dunno… that doughboy looks a bit… stained. :wtf:

     
  6. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 24, October 2004, 3:02 |  

    … not even gonna go there …

     
  7. tian, 24, October 2004, 3:41 |  

    that is a giant voodoo doll.

    at least it is not “巨根”.

     
  8. Nikki, 24, October 2004, 7:09 |  

    :wtf: The woman on the right appears to be waiting patiently for her turn.

     
  9. Dan Martin, 24, October 2004, 8:46 |  

    Come on Dave…Dummy rape is no laughing matter. When a dummy says no, a dummy means no.

     
  10. Fran, 24, October 2004, 10:15 |  

    Today’s top news:
    A coed was found strangled in her dorm room. The perpetrator was described as a white, anatomically incorrect male.
    The Pillsbury Doughboy could not be reached for comments.

     
  11. Spud, 24, October 2004, 17:38 |  

    Oh phil, you’re such a softy… :limp:

     
  12. Cherish, 24, October 2004, 19:44 |  

    I bet he stuffs his pants with a sock.

     
  13. Cherish, 24, October 2004, 19:48 |  

    …and regarding the stains…

    They look remarkably similar to the “stains” on Davezilla’s nav bar on the left. :wtf:

     
  14. Spud, 24, October 2004, 20:24 |  

    Very observant Cherish … :lol:

     
  15. Mandy, 24, October 2004, 23:48 |  

    Yeah Dave. They sure do. :wtf:

     
  16. Esther, 25, October 2004, 1:24 |  

    Slightly disturbing.:neutral:

     
  17. farker, 25, October 2004, 5:13 |  

    …are those white wires leading into its head???

    …are those two black knobs on the side of its head???

    DANG! She was right when she said you could be replaced, Dave!

     
  18. Bobby Peru, 25, October 2004, 7:57 |  

    Sad that crash test dummies can get three-ways and most men can’t.

     
  19. Keith Burgin, 25, October 2004, 17:03 |  

    I have 2.

    1. Nuthin’ says lovin’ like…”

    2. Mr. & Mrs. Pop N Fresh are pleased to announce one in the oven.