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Would it be bad if I said that those guys actually looked familiar?
Those Olsen Twins get uglier every day.
I don’t know. When was the last time you were in a Dr. Seuss play in Argentina, Stacy?
“You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun.”
Then out of the box Came Thing Two and Thing One!
And they ran to us fast.
They said, “How do you do?
Would you like to shake hands with Thing One and Thing Two?”
There are no Dr. Seuss’ plays in Argentina
. Your fellow argentinian user 
“Fuckin’ cat in the hat! I knew that bitch wanted Thing 1 dead. Time for some payback!”
Actually, on one of Dr. Seuss’ drunken binges when his 33rd manuscript was rejected:
“You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things will not bite you.
They want to have kill.â€
Then out of the box came Thing Two and Thing One!
And they ran to us fast.
They said, “How do you do?
Would you like to die before Thing One or Thing Two?â€
Looks like Thing 2 wants payback for Thing 1’s snide remark about Thing 2’s small….thing.:limp:
1998, Dave.
Oh, shit, this is one of those “caption this” things. There I go for not reading the damn post.
Um … okay:
No. 2 finally gets his revenge on MiniMe.
Yeah, kinda :limp:, but it’s all I could come up with.
Bad Kitty back to where she goes when she’s not here.
btw, dave, i see on amazon.com that you’ve also written “NIrV Kids’ Quest Study Bible” besides your self-promoted “Manly Tips for Bachelor Living”. Way to play for both teams!
Extreme Shirley Temlple dorks…I mean sports
I did? No wonder I feel so tired.
Proof that religion sucks the life out of people, Dave.
Sleeping Beauty waiting for her prince to kiss her
just yuck
frisko
Thing 1 and Thing 2 were having some fun
Deciding to skate, not walk, not run
When all of a sudden from out of the blue
A WHACK to Thing 1 from the board of Thing 2
Over his body 2 stood with delight
Not needing to argue, not needing to fight
For 2 was unconscious or maybe was dead
From the board of Thing 1 and the blow to his head
Thing 2 then exclaimed with disgust in his voice
“You made me do this, you left me no choiceâ€
Then he heard Thing 1’s body take his last breath of life
And screamed “That’s what you get for porking my wife!â€
OOPS!
For 1 was unconscious or maybe was dead
From the board of Thing 2 and the blow to his head.
And another thing…
That 1 had another thing coming!
Cherish, is your thing coming? :wang::razz:
I don’t think Cherish has a
thing, mikeB. 
AAAAHH!!! no more “thing”!!!!!
I now have a crush on Cheap Date.
No worries, though, I’ll get over it in a few minutes.
When RollerSuess goes terribly wrong.
Nope… no
thang, but I’ve got a couple of :boobs::boobs: I call them Thang 1 and Thang 2.