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Is it wrong and somewhat um … Pavlovian that I just started salivating?
Form a queue, ladies
Geezez, what’s happening to this site???
And now, the finalists in the really convincing stuffing-your-pant-with-socks competition….
Helllllooooo # 4!
Oh and, they’re polish, liek we had to guess. HA!:twisted:
And thats the reason I can NEVER wear cycle shorts.
Really Dave … not classy!
(What I really want to say is: does anyone know the telephone number of any of those guys?)
testicular cancer.
10 boiled eggs and 5 sausages later….
The Polish team were ready for action.
Either it’s very cold in Poland or Polish men aren’t making their wives too happy.
Not that I was looking that closely.:roll:
Hey mikeB,
Speaking as a one quart Polish guy, I would like to refute your allegations.
I don’t pole vault into work or anything, but lets just say it took surgeons at least 4 hours to wipe the smile off my girlfriends face in time for her granny’s funeral.
And besides…..Nature compensates.
My brother Max for example, may be slightly less well hung, but boy you should see the size of his tongue.
I can pole vault into work. Sorry about your luck, ReV. :wang::wang::wang:
See what riding a bike to long does to your boy parts? SQUISHHHHH
#2 from left looks like he has chicken livers in his pants.
Sorry to hear of your transport issues mikeB and one can only assume that it must put terrible strain on your forehead.
I’ll stick to walking.
Hey, their hats don’t match.
it must put terrible strain on your forehead.
Wrong head.
Yeah, like you were looking at their hats nikki
THEY’RE WEARING HATS??????
WHERE???
You must get that a lot……
I miss my husband. ((((Sigh))))
Team Enzyte poses for a picture
Even though I’ve still got that hellspawn of an egg song running through my cranium, I can still enjoy a good twig and berry show. Thanks, Dave! :wang::lol::wang::cool::wang::mrgreen::wang::twisted:
The effects of our “Magical Bike 3000″ are lifting.
Usage is rising, making this the Stand Out invention of the year.
Studies show 3 out of 5 men dress to the right.
I have nothing pithy to say, I am going back to the picture to see if indeed they were wearing hats on their heads.
frisko
I think the team enzyte comment was accurate. Sheesh… put those things away.
After a closer look, #3 looks like there’s a face and hand trying to escape his shorts.:wtf:
Think I need some chocolate…
OH MY GOSH, IT’S KUATO IN #3s SHORTS!!!
Team Frankenfurter?
I get it, dual helmets. Nice touch.
I have a whole new “view” of Poland being a nice country to visit.
naughty thinking frisko
Okay, so now I’m going to show you a picture of Lance Armstrong - from the back, of course, which is the angle you’re used to…
What, are they auditioning already for the remake of “Free Willy”?
:cool:and sort of slow
NUUUUUUUTS!!!
Dude, that’s so wrong
Damn. I was hoping these fuglies would have scrolled off the page by now.
Dick! Those are weeny weiners!
but at this juncture in my life, even a teeny weiner is a welcome weiner
Can’t……..stop……looking……….at……….the……….:wang:
I Love Eggs
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MINNEAPOLIS - Kraft Foods introduces the Oscar Mayer Cycling Team at the the Minneapolis Civic Sports Arena. Company spokesman Gill Fischer said, “We are very proud to sponsor this team of new riders. Although individually different, every member has something special that contributes to the whole.”
And now, the Polish Cycling team shows us the correct time of day in five different timezones.