Note to self: 5,047

Posted by Davezilla 13 October, 2004 Latest: Frisko, Natalie, Cheap Date, Esther,

Rash behavior

The next time you get a contact allergy that develops a rash, and everyone tells you not to scratch it, listen to them. :sad:

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27 comments:

  1. girl, 13, October 2004, 0:02 |  

    DUH. :-P I get contact allergies a lot. my skin on my hands and arms are really sensitive. never scratch. just smear on a whole lot of cortizone.

     
  2. Mandy, 13, October 2004, 0:04 |  

    Just don’t touch the :wang: Dave!

     
  3. April, 13, October 2004, 0:09 |  

    You, too, huh?

     
  4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 13, October 2004, 0:44 |  

    Dave has diaper rash on his arm.

    *giggle giggle*

    Okay, I’ve had to deal with this a lot, having to take care of children:

    Go to the XXX store and go to the XX section, and pick up a tube of XXX. It will be near the XX and the XXX, you know where to look. The best brand to get is XX, I’ve used it a lot on a lot of babys’ XXX.

    I know this is embarassing, Dave, but just bare bear with me, okay? You’ll get through it. If the person at the counter of the XXX store asks any rude questions or looks at you funny, just tell them, “XXX you, you XXX-ing XX!” Buy your tube of XXX and whatever else you’re picking up (watch out, Natalie! :wang:), and drive home to RXXXX XXX.

    Apply the XXX to any and all affected areas, and above all …

    DON’T ITCH IT!

    Since Martha Stewart is now locked up for a while, this piece of Martha Stewart-ish advice has been brought to you by MCBK and the letter … X.

    :lol:

     
  5. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 13, October 2004, 3:57 |  

    That will teach you to be so rash…………

    Just kidding Dave, but just count yourself lucky it’s not all over your face. Just imagine it…..people would be saying “Oh look it’s strawberry face.”:oops:

    How horrid. :???:

     
  6. Minnie, 13, October 2004, 4:24 |  

    Oh my, you poor thing.

    Bring out the calamine lotion and slather liberally!

     
  7. Margaret, 13, October 2004, 4:30 |  

    Just do as my old aunt from the south says~take an oatmeal bath!!

     
  8. Spud, 13, October 2004, 6:04 |  

    That was xactly the the kind of answer dave was after Stacey. :cool:

     
  9. Spud, 13, October 2004, 6:06 |  

    I do believe I’m stuttering… :roll:

     
  10. Moxie, 13, October 2004, 6:40 |  

    ACCCKKKKKKKK!!!! Boy Cooties!!!! Run Natalie Run!!

     
  11. Anna, 13, October 2004, 7:37 |  

    Does everybody assume that this is his arm?
    I thought it was his … leg.
    Poor him anyway.

     
  12. Davezilla, 13, October 2004, 7:47 |  

    It’s my arm, yes. Despite the #1 search result to this site being “Davezilla’s penis”, I do not take publish photos of myself without my pants on.

     
  13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 13, October 2004, 7:56 |  

    I warned you that contact was dangerous Dave.

    You should live naked in a cave, like me.

    :neutral:

     
  14. Mandy, 13, October 2004, 8:05 |  

    I’d pay to see ReV and Dave naked in a cave. :lol::wang::wang:

     
  15. Frisko, 13, October 2004, 8:16 |  

    Awh, Davezilla,
    have you identified the source of the itchies? I hope it something silly like a new brand of manly soap, not a new reaction to the laundry detergent. Which would require you to re-wash all the laundry. That would be a drag.

    Feel better soon, itching is so distracting.

    Frisko

     
  16. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 13, October 2004, 10:41 |  

    How much?

    I’m not above selling myself in order to pay the bills.

    :wang:

     
  17. Natalie, 13, October 2004, 10:44 |  

    :sad: :kiss:

     
  18. Cheap Date, 13, October 2004, 11:17 |  

    You are a man, therefore INCAPABLE of listening to ANYONE! :roll:

    If you were told NOT to mix comet and bleach, you would……..just to see if it would BLOW UP! :wtf:

    Men = boys = where’s the first aid kit?

     
  19. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 13, October 2004, 12:25 |  

    Comet and bleach … HMM … thanks for the suggestion, Cheap Date … it’s been a while since I pulled out my Anarchist’s Cookbook …

    :twisted:

     
  20. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 13, October 2004, 12:27 |  

    FYI: For the record — that was meant to be a JOKE. I do NOT own a copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook. I’m a peace lovin’ hippie.

    Boobs, not bombs.

    :boobs::boobs:

     
  21. Esther, 13, October 2004, 13:07 |  

    Damn, that looks rough, Dave! I hope you’ve got some soothing ointment to slather on it. Or at least Natalie, to kiss and make it better. :kiss::lol:

     
  22. Frisko, 13, October 2004, 17:11 |  

    Friskos Log
    Note to self 304 (older notation)

    Never put your lips on a rash, Mom said. Not even your own, you don’t want to get it on your face, just in case its contageous.

     
  23. Frisko, 13, October 2004, 17:12 |  

    comet has bleach in it so it it a safe mix. The things to avoid mixing are amonia based products with bleach of any kind. Deadly acid gas.

    Doctrine according to housekeeping 101

     
  24. Esther, 13, October 2004, 18:46 |  

    I know you said ‘note to self,’ Frisko, but I never really specified what ‘it’ was. :twisted:

     
  25. Frisko, 13, October 2004, 19:51 |  

    “it” means the rash part

    sorry to confuse

    Frisko

     
  26. Mandy, 13, October 2004, 20:46 |  

    Um yeah. Cause “you don’t want to get it on your face” could mean quite a few things on Dave’s site. :wang::limp:

     
  27. Anonymous, 8, December 2004, 14:07 |  
    Davezilla

    :boobs::wang::boobs: