XXX at XX

Posted by Davezilla 12 October, 2004 Latest: Choison, Spud, Bonifa Sharifa Latifa Harifa Jackson, tj, Who's That Girl,

Christopher Reeve XXX at XX

(Yes, this is real. I took this screenshot shortly after hearing that Mr. Reeve had passed away)

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21 comments:

  1. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 12, October 2004, 0:18 |  

    Ooooh fun! Sleep-deprived Stacy goes delerious and let’s see where she goes with this …

    :idea:

    Christopher Reeve FARTS at BUSH
    Superman actor Christopher Reeve flatulates at the president

    HEAVEN: The world’s beloved superman farted today in the general direction of George W. Bush from the gates of Heaven, according to Saint Peter.

    I shall now return to my parking spot in Hell. :evil::dead:

     
  2. April, 12, October 2004, 1:36 |  

    They write all the obits of famous people ahead of time and leave blanks for dates and stuff. Whoever pulled this one out of the file forgot to fill in the blanks first. lol, he’s probably fired now.

     
  3. wantwit, 12, October 2004, 2:21 |  

    fake?

     
  4. Anna, 12, October 2004, 2:54 |  

    This kind of thing sure XXX my XXX. Not to mention the XXX at XX.

     
  5. Lace Valentine, 12, October 2004, 4:45 |  

    Oh I thought the article was saying:

    Christopher Reeve Thirty at Twenty

    The world’s beloved Superman (Kiss/kiss) today in 20 from 20 according to 20.

     
  6. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 12, October 2004, 5:04 |  

    Christopher Reeve the world’s beloved Superman was re-animated today in colour from a small fragment of his DNA, according to George Bush.

    Spiderman was unavailable for comment but did say that it was “probably a lie of sorts from a man he wouldn’t trust to walk his spider dog.”

    Bush denies the allegations and plans to use the same proceedure to revive America’s crippled economy.

    :???:

     
  7. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 12, October 2004, 5:24 |  

    P.S

    Bush also added, that when elected (cough), he plans to install some free internets in every trailer, in a conscious (cough) bid to improve educational standards.

    :neutral:

     
  8. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 12, October 2004, 5:30 |  

    P.P.S He also said that his name was Polly Prissypants and that he likes wearing lipstick, but obviously we could only print what was relevant with the country on a “terror alert” and all.

     
  9. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 12, October 2004, 5:51 |  

    Just In!

    Below is a list of policies drafted by Mr. Bush, for immediate execution (sorry Saddam no pun intended)

    1/

    Free Ice cream for all!

    32/

    Rushing of the Iraqi elections in order to render them invalid with a view to enabling reinstallation of the current (U.S picked) interim government.

    9/

    Buy a new cowboy hat for Gaddafi, in return for some more contracts.

    27/

    Collect dirty laundry.

    34/

    Personally oversee that the counting of votes is done correctly in future elections!

    83/

    Buy Michael Moore an island far, far, far,far, far, away.

    :???:

     
  10. Nikki, 12, October 2004, 6:29 |  

    Now there’s one movie I won’t be seeing.

     
  11. Mandy, 12, October 2004, 7:25 |  

    I always look to XX for my news about XX. Doesn’t he write for Fleshbot? :wang:

     
  12. Frisko, 12, October 2004, 9:30 |  

    careful ’bout those trailer park stereotypes Rev.

    Love

    Frisko

     
  13. rust, 12, October 2004, 9:57 |  

    FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET! (beyang!)
    MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE! (chugachugachuga!)

    Look! UP IN THE SKY!
    It’s a bird…
    It’s a plane!
    No! It’s SUPERMAN!!

    Yes, It’s SUPERMAN, strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men!

    Yes, It’s SUPERMAN, who

     
  14. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 12, October 2004, 10:43 |  

    Frisko my love.

    You’ll NEVER be trash to me.

    X

    :???:

     
  15. mikeB, 12, October 2004, 14:26 |  

    Why is it that “nude protestors” = “ugly, hairy, wrinkly protestors”?

     
  16. Choison, 12, October 2004, 16:40 |  

    Screw Kerry and Bush…. I am voting for Dave!

    Click my link!

     
  17. Spud, 12, October 2004, 18:34 |  

    Well, all I can say is R.I.P. to Christopher Reed, he wasn’t a bad actor, very unfortunate in the way things ended up for him.

    Also the Great Keith Miller died as well on Monday, a former fighter pilot in ww2 and a real legend in Australian cricket during the late 40’s & 50’s, this guy knew what pressure was all about, one of his best retorts when told by a young bloke he didn’t know what pressure was, went along these lines….”young man, pressure is when you have a Messerschmidt 109 up your arse spraying tracer bullets past your window”

    Go Nugget :???:

     
  18. Bonifa Sharifa Latifa Harifa Jackson, 12, October 2004, 21:30 |  

    Sorry, Choison, you’re late on the draw. Everybody’s already voting for my tits here. They’ve been in the race for months, with my running mate Princess Consuela Banana Hammock’s tits. We’ve got an entire campaign, complete with posters, two platforms, merchandise, the whole two tits bits.

    “Elect tits, not boobs!”

    :boobs::boobs:

    :kiss:

     
  19. tj, 13, October 2004, 13:13 |  

    that’s so sad. i had heard he was dead … but XXX too!? jeez, what’s the world coming to?

     
  20. Who's That Girl, 13, October 2004, 15:10 |  

    Yes, they are called “advanced obits” in the media world. So if someone famous :dead: you aren’t left :limp:

     
  21. Who's That Girl, 13, October 2004, 15:18 |  

    but then again, what else is there to say other than “dead” for XXX?

    Christopher Reeve “healed” at “Lourdes”?

    Christopher Reeve “walks” at “64″?

    Christopher Reeve “mad” at “Bush”?

    Christopher Reeve “not dead” at “53″?

    even for an advance obit, it’s a lame headline.

    Headline Writer Maimed at Blog.