Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

17 comments:

1. mikeB, 9. October 2004, 12:57
   

   “And mikeB went two days without :java: or :boobs:”

    
2. JD, 9. October 2004, 13:01
   

   the world is going nuts! :wtf:

    
3. Michael Stipe, 9. October 2004, 13:03
   

   It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.:wang:

    
4. Esther, 9. October 2004, 13:10
   

   Anybody want a doughnut?:lol:

    
5. Mandy, 9. October 2004, 13:25
   

   I want chocolate. And a new bra, this one itches.

    
6. Steppenwolf, 9. October 2004, 13:34
   

   The Cher picture finally clarifies it!
   All this time I thought Michael Jackson wanted to be like Diana Ross but now I realize Cher is his goal.

    
7. Lace Valentine, 9. October 2004, 15:52
   

   And Ronald Reagan rose from the dead and pleaded on Fox News that the citizens of the United States of America needed to please vote for Kerry.

    
8. rust, 9. October 2004, 16:54
   

   ahh yes, the END time. These are four of the seven signs revealed in the Book of Davezilla.

   Fifth sign: The New President sports a Mullett hairstyle.

   Sixth sign: Bill O’Reilly explodes live on television when Michael “Lard Ass” Moore steps on his toe.

   Seventh sign: William Shatner gets signed to appear on STAR TREK ENTERPRISE

   Getchyer END OF DAYS GAS MASKS before they sell out!! Guaranteed to fit all faces.

    
9. Jay, 9. October 2004, 19:14
   

   I so did not need to know about Cher. Now I’m going to have nightmares.

    
10. Nikki, 9. October 2004, 19:58
    

    Concentrate your thoughts on Mandy’s itchy bra instead, Jay.

     
11. Esther, 9. October 2004, 22:20
    

    Here Mandy, have some Godiva caramel truffles, on me.:kiss:

     
12. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 9. October 2004, 22:45
    

    Oh, come on … it’s not like Cher posing nude isn’t anything we haven’t already seen before! :boobs::boobs:

     
13. Esther, 9. October 2004, 23:07
    

    I thought Cher always walked around nude.:wtf:

     
14. Spud, 10. October 2004, 7:53
    

    I’m all confused with this talk of Mandy needing to release the hounds and Cher being nude.

     
15. mikeB, 10. October 2004, 9:59
    

    Puppies, not hounds. Hers sre still perky.

     
16. Davezilla, 10. October 2004, 13:29
    

    Maybe if we all offer Mandy chocolate, we can get another picture from her.

     
17. Spud, 10. October 2004, 19:10
    

    Yessss yesssss more chocolate for Mandy.