Comments on: If I am elected President… http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/ Come for the clean humor. Stay for the filthy comments. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:27:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Person http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2757 Person Sat, 09 Oct 2004 02:34:01 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2757 Dead animals can no longer be placed on walls. All people must be tested for level of stupidity on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the worsts). All people with a score of eight or more will lose the ability to mate. Advertisements will no longer be on the radio, tv, or any other like devices. People will no longer be allowed to fit themselves into clothes that are more than two sizes too small. There will no longer be any week, only ends. Dead animals can no longer be placed on walls.

All people must be tested for level of stupidity on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the worsts). All people with a score of eight or more will lose the ability to mate.

Advertisements will no longer be on the radio, tv, or any other like devices.

People will no longer be allowed to fit themselves into clothes that are more than two sizes too small.

There will no longer be any week, only ends.

]]> By: Esther http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2756 Esther Sat, 09 Oct 2004 01:39:05 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2756 Spud, if you're going to be my Secretary of Beer Defense, you've got to do better than that.:kiss: Spud, if you’re going to be my Secretary of Beer Defense, you’ve got to do better than that.:kiss:

]]> By: Spud http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2755 Spud Fri, 08 Oct 2004 23:14:52 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2755 I sense a movement in the force, all this talk of stockings, spankings, people getting hot and bothered all points to one conclusion. After I am elected, I will issue an order for free sex to all my constituents. Oh, and free sheer stockings with frilly garters for all the womans. I sense a movement in the force, all this talk of stockings, spankings, people getting hot and bothered all points to one conclusion.

After I am elected, I will issue an order for free sex to all my constituents.

Oh, and free sheer stockings with frilly garters for all the womans.

]]> By: Da Shadow http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2754 Da Shadow Fri, 08 Oct 2004 21:40:03 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2754 :wtf: Wait a minute, I wear socks with sandals! :wtf: Wait a minute, I wear socks with sandals!

]]> By: Esther http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2753 Esther Fri, 08 Oct 2004 19:39:18 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2753 1) A free, one-hour massage every week. 2) Put Moxie's plan into action. 3) Hire Spud as Secretary of Beer Defense 4) Kick all of Davezilla's mongoloid neighbors out, renovate (to include a jacuzzi in every suite), and give the building to Dave and Natalie. 1) A free, one-hour massage every week.

2) Put Moxie’s plan into action.

3) Hire Spud as Secretary of Beer Defense

4) Kick all of Davezilla’s mongoloid neighbors out, renovate (to include a jacuzzi in every suite), and give the building to Dave and Natalie.

]]> By: Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2752 Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty Fri, 08 Oct 2004 18:53:05 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2752 ... uh ... that should be plAtform ... that's what I get for typing without my glasses on. :wtf: … uh … that should be plAtform … that’s what I get for typing without my glasses on. :wtf:

]]> By: Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2751 Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty Fri, 08 Oct 2004 18:52:11 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2751 A long time ago, I wrote out my pletform for when my tits are elected vice president in the "Elect tits, not boobs" campaign. You can read it <a href="http://motorcitybadkitty.com/history/2004/July/16/093819.php">here</a>. <b>ELECT TITS, NOT BOOBS!</b> :boobs::boobs: A long time ago, I wrote out my pletform for when my tits are elected vice president in the “Elect tits, not boobs” campaign. You can read it here.

ELECT TITS, NOT BOOBS!
:boobs::boobs:

]]> By: puzzled http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2750 puzzled Fri, 08 Oct 2004 17:37:27 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2750 What is a deer widow - someone whose husband got mistaken for a deer and shot, or the widoe (sorry) of real deer? What is a deer widow – someone whose husband got mistaken for a deer and shot, or the widoe (sorry) of real deer?

]]> By: Cheap Date http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2749 Cheap Date Fri, 08 Oct 2004 17:14:39 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2749 If I were elected President my FIRST order of business would be to TORTURE and KILL the creator of that PISS AWFUL OVEN MITT!! :evil: Next, it would be LEGAL to beat the crap out of or shoot TRULY STUPID people! Crappy drivers would have their license REVOKED, their car SMASHED and be either spayed or neutered so to not spread the crappy driver gene! Hummer owner would have to wear bright orange t-shirts that read, "I WAS DUMM AND BOUGHT A HUMM!" People that believe it cool to speak like a moron and say thing like AKS (ask) and mouf (mouth) can be shot! People that abbreviate can also be shot! If I were elected President my FIRST order of business would be to TORTURE and KILL the creator of that PISS AWFUL OVEN MITT!! :evil:

Next, it would be LEGAL to beat the crap out of or shoot TRULY STUPID people!

Crappy drivers would have their license REVOKED, their car SMASHED and be either spayed or neutered so to not spread the crappy driver gene!

Hummer owner would have to wear bright orange t-shirts that read, “I WAS DUMM AND BOUGHT A HUMM!”

People that believe it cool to speak like a moron and say thing like AKS (ask) and mouf (mouth) can be shot!

People that abbreviate can also be shot!

]]> By: Natalie http://www.davezilla.com/2004/10/08/if-i-am-elected-president/comment-page-1/#comment-2748 Natalie Fri, 08 Oct 2004 15:42:41 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/?p=119#comment-2748 Hummer owners should be forced to walk everywhere, or take public transit. People laugh and point at Hummer drivers already - they'd get the same reaction is they were driving that ugly-ass pear-shaped pod car. Hummer owners should be forced to walk everywhere, or take public transit. People laugh and point at Hummer drivers already – they’d get the same reaction is they were driving that ugly-ass pear-shaped pod car.

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