Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

33 comments:

1. Chad Brandos, 6. October 2004, 0:07
   

   Jubilation!

    
2. cal, 6. October 2004, 0:20
   

   it’s the multi-fauceted bidet!

    
3. wantwit, 6. October 2004, 0:23
   

   i seriously hope that that’s a midget.

    
4. Allan, 6. October 2004, 1:52
   

   “Just another 2 days of this and goatse.cx will have nothing on me!”

    
5. Keith Burgin, 6. October 2004, 2:08
   

   “Look, I’m not going to blow sunshine up your ass…”

    
6. jen, 6. October 2004, 3:15
   

   that almost looks as fun as the BIG jet in the hotel Jacuzzi.:wang:

    
7. kismet, 6. October 2004, 3:38
   

   Wow, they’ve really changed the delivery method for enemas. :wtf:

    
8. Anna, 6. October 2004, 3:39
   

   Well, at least he’s smiling ….

    
9. Anna, 6. October 2004, 3:45
   

   I work at City Hall (in my own town) and I can look out of the window to this fountain were all kinds of people are doing all kinds of weird things all of the time. When international soccer competitions roll around someone always puts orange foodcoloring in it. People run through it – naked, little kids try to “sit” on the jets. In summertime the homeless congregate there and have beer parties.
   My favorite is putting soap in it – the suds get up to 2 meters high – and then racing through it on bikes … we’ve seen some bloody noses and broken arms

    
10. Spud, 6. October 2004, 5:52
    

    Those wacky Japanese

     
11. mikeB, 6. October 2004, 7:21
    

    SphincterBoy crushes the water beasts with his mighty ass-blaster technique :geek:

     
12. Pookah, 6. October 2004, 7:29
    

    Peeing in reverse? :wtf:

     
13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 6. October 2004, 7:57
    

    Not really anywhere to go with this one.

    In fact, I think I’ll pass on the whole “child getting cheap thrills from a fountain” kinda vibe.

    :wtf:

     
14. mikeB, 6. October 2004, 8:09
    

    Never thought I’d hear the ReV say he has nothing to say. Hell hath frozen over.:evil:

     
15. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 6. October 2004, 8:33
    

    I’m too sad inside to comment, mikeB.

    Let’s just hope that little kid doesn’t ever visit Ol’ Faithful.

    

     
16. Cheap Date, 6. October 2004, 8:47
    

    Mommy, this bidet cleans INSIDE too!

     
17. Woozle, 6. October 2004, 9:06
    

    :wtf: Stunning.

     
18. rust, 6. October 2004, 9:14
    

    Hey MO-O-O-OM! This is way better than those enemas Auntie Nanny gives me after school when you are still at work!

     
19. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 6. October 2004, 9:29
    

    Who would want to drop a bomb on the thriving metropolis of Denver anyway?

    

     
20. Kevin, 6. October 2004, 9:42
    

    “Theeeeese piiiiiiiipes aaaaaaaare cleeeeeeeeeeeeeean!!!!!”

     
21. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 6. October 2004, 10:08
    

    Twisting the little boys head round, turns off the water.

    His twin brother has a red T-shirt and produces hot water.

    Relations between the two can only be described as “lukewarm” at best.

    P.S Their father is a fully functioning power station and their mother produces oil.

    My God those communists are self sufficient.

    Hmmmmm

     
22. Anonymous, 6. October 2004, 10:10
    

    lol, Kevin

    I guess if you do this, in conjunction with a high-fiber diet, you’re good to go.

     
23. Esther, 6. October 2004, 10:11
    

    Oops. Guess I should have caffeine first, and post second.

     
24. grxgrace, 6. October 2004, 10:20
    

    That place looks faintly familiar…

    I’ve been there. That’s Bugis Junction in Singapore!

    They have like music and stuff and the waters sorta dance to it. Little kids love to play on it. I mean, its like the only fountain who doesnt have a “KEEP 10 METRES AWAY!” sign.

    So, they bring extra clothes and start jumpin around the fountain laughing hysterically. Sometimes, adults do join in as well. Thats when you just wanna laugh out loud and start lookin for corners to crouch and pop your jaws. Its in the middle of the mall, hello? Hahaha! I would’ve died of embarassment!

     
25. Margaret, 6. October 2004, 10:25
    

    The best seat in the house!!

     
26. slick, 6. October 2004, 10:28
    

    enema lovers are getting younger and younger these days…:wtf:

     
27. Anonymous, 6. October 2004, 11:08
    

    :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:
    :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::limp:
    :limp:

     
28. Cherish, 6. October 2004, 12:54
    

    Bidet mate!

     
29. Margaret, 6. October 2004, 13:57
    

    Dave~~
    I got my calendar today, ALLLLL the way here in Germany!!! I’m glad the dogs at Customs did not mistake the package for a fire hydrant.

     
30. wookiee, 6. October 2004, 15:29
    

    Heyyyyy is that a UNC Tarheel symbol on his shirt? :wtf:

     
31. Lace Valentine, 6. October 2004, 16:24
    

    It’s Benny and the jets!

     
32. SondraK, 7. October 2004, 5:17
    

    Amazing.
    My hot tub has a jet that is located in just the right place…it’s called Old Faithful in the owners manual…STG.
    Manual was written by a woman, too.
    *gush*

     
33. Dave too, 9. October 2004, 9:42
    

    HIROSHIMA – Thrilled as he feels the water jet begin to lift him, Bobby Saito squeals with glee at the Six Flags Over Hiroshima Memorial Fountain Fun Ride.