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The proper way to extinguish a campfire is to first stamp out the __________ with your __________ , and then finish off by dousing it with a generous bucket of __________ .

Now that the Boston Red Sox have finally won the Word Series for the first time since 1918, the Curse of the Bambino has finally been broken. This leads us to an interesting point. Without the yearly ritual of disappointment for Red Sox fans, what will they do with their lives? They no longer have excuses to be the bitter, resentful pathetic sports fans that they are.

I propose we fill that void in their lives with new curses.

Curse of the BIg Dig:
The Big Dig will suffer labor disputes, stalling its completion. It will be resolved in 2018 by a union official named George Hermann (no relation).

Curse of the Chowda
All Boston Clam Chowder will curdle after the seventh minute on the stove.

Curse of the Tea Party
For the next 86 years, tea will never last longer than 7 minutes before losing its steam.

Any other curses we should cast upon them?