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You’ve all heard the term GAYDAR, being the inborn ability to spot a gay person on sight. Most of us have this ability to varying degrees. Natalie and I came up with names for other types of natural RADAR that humans possess.

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAR: The ability to spot Henry Winkler
• ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAR: The ability to spot a pirate
• BRAYDAR: The ability to spot a jackass
• CHEDAR: The ability to spot a cheese lover
• GRAYDAR: The ability to spot someone who is lying about their age
• GREYDAR: The ability to spot aliens among us
• KRAYDAR: The ability to spot a supercomputer
• LAYDAR: The ability to spot someone who could possibly sleep with
• NAYDAR: The ability to spot existentialists
• PLAYDAR: The ability to spot a pedophile
• PRAYDAR: The ability to spot a born-again Xtian
• VADAR: The ability to spot a Star Wars geek

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1. Women who wear tank tops designed for girls 1/4 their size. This may look interesting if said woman is in great shape, but when the wearer needs bookmarks to find her navel, the effect is far less appealing.
2. Men who wear ties with cartoon characters on them to executive meetings.
3. Women (primarily older ones do this) who wear ankle-high pantyhose with knee-length skirts.
4. I am at a complete loss to understand why the hairiest of men favor the smallest of bathing suits. Are they trying to scare us?
5. Geeks who clip to their belts, their PDA, cellphone, JumpDrive and pet monkey.
6. Kids who still think that wearing prison pants with a chained wallet and backwards baseball cap is trendy.
7. Hipsters who wear kitsch 1970s t-shirts to be ironic.
8. Professor types who have one sweater that they insist on wearing every day, regardless of temperature, and despite the attempts of a hundred generations of moths to destroy it.