Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

31 comments:

1. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 29, September 2004, 0:02 |  
   Um … sorry, but this kitty doesn’t come in bacon flavor. She’s kosher.

   

    
2. Natalie, 29, September 2004, 0:06 |  
   Pictured above: beet and marshmallow flavour. Mmmm-mmmm!

    
3. mikeB, 29, September 2004, 0:14 |  
   

   Food product? Does that make it related to Cheez Whiz?

    
4. rust, 29, September 2004, 0:27 |  
   

   MMMMMMMMM Maple-Jalapeñas… right tasty if you slide artichoke leaves between two ‘em and make a sandwich. Probably great with day-old eggnog!

    
5. rust, 29, September 2004, 0:33 |  
   

   oh, the Berkeleyallyaly (how do you spell it?) photos are great. Love those Krazy Klingons. Can’t believe they flew in all the way from Qo’nos!:geek:

    
6. Esther, 29, September 2004, 1:08 |  
   

   Mmmmm…Cheez Whiz…..:grin:

    
7. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 3:31 |  
   Well in my opinion there’s only one King of breakfasts and surprise, surprise it’s British.

   I honestly can’t get up on a Sunday morning without a hearty plate of the traditional English breakfast and a portion of hows your father from the missus.

   For those unfamiliar with this Empirical masterpiece (I’m talking food here), the ingredients are as follows.

   2 x Large Eggs (Fried) :boobs::boobs: 4 x Grilled rashers of bacon 2 x Fried bread/ Toast 1 x Serving Black Pudding 1 x Baked beans 3 x Sausages 1 x Giant cup of sugary tea

   Now that’s what I call a proper breakfast and it’s luvverly jubbley me ol’ chinas.

   P.S That guy on a unicycle at that Berkely thing…….his expression seems to indicate the absence of a saddle. Hang on he’s wearing pink…..maybe he’s a bit of a shirt lifter?

   

    
8. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 4:00 |  
   OMG!(Sorry for being an OMGodling!)

   Dave you just have to send the waffle photo in it’s original form to a ghost site.

   It appears that there is an orb hovering around the corner of that waffle!

   Either that or its a reflective waffle. We don’t have them in the UK so can’t really say whether or not they do that.

   

    
9. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 29, September 2004, 4:10 |  
   Rev, I just wanted you to know that you’re my favourite little English love muffin.

    
10. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 4:18 |  
    Thanks Stace……my little bagel of delight.

    P.S

    Cheers! :java::java:

     
11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 4:32 |  
    With reference to comment #8

    Waffles that is…we simply can’t move for ghosts in the UK.

    

     
12. Margaret, 29, September 2004, 4:57 |  
    How about Dung Waffels with Leech-Aid Syrup and dead fly topping?

    Leech-Aid~~the liquid pouring out of the back of the garbage truck when full.

     
13. Nikki, 29, September 2004, 6:48 |  
    

    I thought that link said, “How Barely Awake Can You Be?” I’m thinking, pretty barely.

     
14. Davezilla, 29, September 2004, 7:04 |  
    

    I guess I should add NSFW to that link. Too many :limp:s and :boobs:s in there.

     
15. mikeB, 29, September 2004, 7:09 |  
    

    Is that Natalie? You made her eat those things?

     
16. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 7:24 |  
    Yeah too right Dave,

    Some of em have even got theit tits and cocks out too!

    

     
17. mikeB, 29, September 2004, 7:26 |  
    

    Those icons look more like melted birthday candles and donuts

     
18. Frisko, 29, September 2004, 7:35 |  
    I was sifting past the old bare butt and boobs pix, when my son(12) walked through the room, he saw the picture of the hippies, claimed no one wanted to see “that” especially the nude lady in the wheelchair.

     
19. ReV.JeLLyBaBY, 29, September 2004, 7:44 |  
    Frisko,

    I don’t think theres anything wrong with disabled peopled displaying their sexuality.

    I do however object to the prostitute in our town centre with no arms and no legs.

    The locals call her “cash and carry”

    

     
20. mikeB, 29, September 2004, 7:59 |  
    

    Can you carry her like a six-pack?

     
21. Spud, 29, September 2004, 8:19 |  
    

    Actually her name is Bobbie

     
22. Moxie, 29, September 2004, 10:57 |  
    New Flavour:

    Glazed Paragoric

     
23. Esther, 29, September 2004, 11:42 |  
    

    ReV, what the hell is Black Pudding? I was almost too afraid to ask, but I just had to know.

     
24. Cherish, 29, September 2004, 15:14 |  
    The lens flare on an object that should not be emitting light is… well… unappetizing.

    What is it? Radioactive?

    And what did she kill with it… It looks like she crushed a small purple blooded animal with it…

    Nice.

    

     
25. Woozle, 29, September 2004, 15:23 |  
    I was kind of hoping for “roasted baby flavor.”

    

    Or, you know, not.

     
26. Frisko, 29, September 2004, 16:04 |  
    Here is a link to Black Pudding. I guess it is english fried breakfast. Additionally the “black” term is used to describe blood sausage. a Food Network search was helpful.

    Will post the the blood sausage link in the next post.

    ReV, I love you man for eating gross stuff.

     
27. Frisko, 29, September 2004, 16:04 |  
    link 2

     
28. Frisko, 29, September 2004, 16:41 |  
    Sorry folks, yuckie links didn’t work. Just go to foodnetwork.com and search blood sausage and black pudding. Pig blood is a primary ingredent.

    [ Fixed both links for ya, Frisko— Davezilla ]

     
29. Esther, 29, September 2004, 17:39 |  
    

    Thanx, Frisco. :green:

    Not exactly my cup of tea (:dead:), but hey, whatever floats your Waffos.

     
30. Frisko, 29, September 2004, 23:05 |  
    Thanks Davezilla!!!

    Frisko

     
31. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 30, September 2004, 0:48 |  
    I’ll have some black pudding with spotted dick.