Note to self: 5,003

26 September, 2004 Latest: Frisko, Woozle, rust, mikeB, Lou Zha,

The next time you take a shower with your girlfriend, make sure that all of your Albanian neighbor’s 17 cousins have finished flushing the toilet first.

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16 comments:

  1. Nikki, 26, September 2004, 12:54 |  
    Nikki

    You forgot to include the photo for this entry.

     
  2. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 26, September 2004, 13:39 |  

    :wtf:

     
  3. Margaret, 26, September 2004, 13:42 |  

    Maybe you should tell your Albanian neighbors your plan, so they can refrain from flushing.

     
  4. Esther, 26, September 2004, 14:20 |  
    Esther

    Maybe you should flush the Albanian neighbors down the toilet.:idea:

     
  5. Richard, 26, September 2004, 14:29 |  

    Shouldn’t this entry be “Filed under WATER”?

     
  6. Spud, 26, September 2004, 19:20 |  
    Spud

    As a plumber, this has me intigued, why does the neighbours flushing of their toilet affect your shower?

    Please indicate your response by ticking one of the following:-

    1. Dirty water comes up through the floor grate
    2. Sudden loss of water pressure
    3. 1+2
    4. Leaking pipe running verticaly through your shower
    5. 1+2+4
    6. Sudden rush of bad air through your floor grate
    7. 1+2+4+6

    Please indicate your prefered mthod of payment:- 1. Credit card 2. Cheque 3. Cash 4. Other

    Thank you and have a nice day. :???:

     
  7. Davezilla, 26, September 2004, 21:24 |  
    Davezilla

    I live in an apartment, Spud. If they flush, my water goes suddenly ice-cold or scalding hot. Today was both.

     
  8. Spud, 26, September 2004, 22:20 |  
    Spud

    Ah, loss of water pressure is the answer, causing an imbalance in the delivery pipes.

    Solution:- 1. Dissconnect your neighbours from the water service. 2. Call your landlord and suggest a plumber install balancing valves to the cold water feed pipes. 3. Move

    Thanks

    That will be $85 + tax

    Cheque, card or cash?

    :grin:

     
  9. Frisko, 26, September 2004, 22:33 |  

    How about “poor Natalie and Davezilla” Sorry the nut cases messed up a fantabulous Sunday morning….Bastards.

    Frisko

     
  10. Spud, 26, September 2004, 22:38 |  
    Spud

    Not nessacarily frisko, um getting warm conjurs up certain images.

    :lol:

     
  11. Woozle, 26, September 2004, 23:37 |  

    Spud, I regularly consider part #1 of your solution.

    Certainly my neighbor must realize that his toilet flushes are plenty audible through the 1/2″-thick walls, and yet he thinks that 3AM every other night is the perfect time for a four-flush crapathon. My damn alarm clock doesn’t even wake me up, and yet I’ve woken up to that.

     
  12. rust, 26, September 2004, 23:49 |  
    rust

    Spud’s got WOOD! :wang:

     
  13. Spud, 26, September 2004, 23:52 |  
    Spud

    Do we really want to guess at what he’s putting down the toilet that takes four flushes?

    :wtf:

     
  14. Esther, 27, September 2004, 1:55 |  
    Esther

    What a nice thought before I go to bed.:razz:

     
  15. mikeB, 27, September 2004, 6:47 |  
    mikeB

    four-flush crapathon :wtf:

     
  16. Lou Zha, 27, September 2004, 16:12 |  

    Or does Zilla blame the cold shower for…..ummmm….a ‘little’ problem?:limp: