Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

26 comments:

1. Chad Brandos, 25, September 2004, 0:27 |  
   Sam, the new sales rep, never felt like he quite fit in at the monthly report meetings.

    
2. Andrew, 25, September 2004, 0:36 |  
   And then curious george decided that he was finnaly done with the yellow rainsuit…

    
3. Wes A. Wiens, 25, September 2004, 1:36 |  
   Coffee Break On The Planet Of The Apes

    
4. smizzy, 25, September 2004, 1:48 |  
   “Will someone *please* tell me where the hell the bananas are?!?! Someone told me there were bananas here!”

    
5. Esther, 25, September 2004, 2:16 |  
   (Guy in forefront, on right):

   “Hey Joe. Is it just me, or is Bob really wearing white after Labor Day?”

    
6. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 25, September 2004, 3:34 |  
   “Oh no, does this mean that we have to pay more to Alcoholics Anonymous in order to afford a sign language interpreter for Koko the Gorilla? How do you say ‘Hi, I’m Bob and I’m an alcoholic’ in sign language? Oh bloody Christ, you goddamn monkeys …”

   

    
7. Spud, 25, September 2004, 4:46 |  
   Stupid bloody humans, when are they gonna finish stuffing their faces

    
8. Moxie, 25, September 2004, 7:48 |  
   King Kong attends his first Screen Actor’s Guild meeting.

    
9. roklobsta, 25, September 2004, 8:09 |  
   pssst….hank….tell that schmoe reading the paper and his bodyguard that this breakfast is for ‘receding hairlines are sexy’ club members only!

    
10. Shannon, 25, September 2004, 9:26 |  
    Pssst! No one talk about the 500 lb chimp in the room.

     
11. loyd, 25, September 2004, 12:01 |  
    “Hey Mike. Get that monkey off your back yet?”

    “Yeah, that’s him sitting in the corner.”

     
12. Elektra, 25, September 2004, 12:14 |  
    “You really can’t see him? He’s sitting in the corner, I know you can see him. God please say you can see him.”:dead:

     
13. Margaret, 25, September 2004, 15:08 |  
    At the weekly staff meeting, Stan, feeling like an outsider, just sat by himself.

     
14. Nikki, 25, September 2004, 15:46 |  
    “From the 2001: A Space Odyssey DVD, deleted scenes.”

     
15. wantwit, 25, September 2004, 15:52 |  
    …and Ted was able to successfully integrate himself into the human’s innate social groups so readily apparent when doing fieldwork in their concrete jungle. He anticipates submitting the data he has collected thus far to the human journal Nurture this fall.

     
16. mikeB, 25, September 2004, 17:18 |  
    “Smell that? That fuckin’ monkey just took a shit on my chair!”

     
17. Frisko, 25, September 2004, 18:27 |  
    Just your typical corproate bullshit meeting.
    Used to plan them. Running away again

    Frisko

     
18. Margaret, 26, September 2004, 7:51 |  
    No one told Stan it was casual Friday.

     
19. akmal, 26, September 2004, 9:52 |  
    “is it just me or does this suit makes me look fat?”
    “no, steve, you look fine. now get back to the corner and let me finish my coffee”

     
20. Mandy, 26, September 2004, 12:20 |  
    “Hey, who let Bobby Peru into this meeting, anyway?”

     
21. Spud, 26, September 2004, 19:20 |  
    heh!

     
22. Bobby Peru, 27, September 2004, 7:07 |  
    (lifts a cheek) BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!

     
23. wookiee, 27, September 2004, 10:21 |  
    Bad Monkey, No Grits!!

     
24. Brad, 27, September 2004, 21:06 |  
    Forgetting how it might insult their server, Brad pours his own coffee.

     
25. Dave too, 28, September 2004, 19:05 |  
    While other enjoy lunch, JoJo spends a reflective moment considering what Dale said that morning at the “Adjusting To Life After Incarceration” weekend retreat.

     
26. kNo', 8, October 2004, 9:28 |  
    [whispering]oooookaaaay… if I don’t move, they may not notice me…[/whispering]