print:”Hello Kitty”;

Posted by Davezilla 19 September, 2004 Latest: Mandy, Tian, wantwit, (Cap'n)Meat Popsicle,

If HTML had been developed by the Japanese first, we would have tags like:

  1. <BigHappyFun>Welcome to my Life!</BigHappyFun>
  2. girl {skirt-length:shorter; panty-color:#fff; bend:always;}
  3. $checkGrammar = explode(’?', $checkGrammar);
    function sailor_from_Moon($schoolGirl) {
    if ($schoolGirl == ‘underage’) return naked;
    }
  4. <pikachu>I choose you</pikachu>
  5. <style=”eyes: 475%; mouth: 45%; leg-length: 300%; skirt: 5%;”>
  6. function get_girlstohavesex_withXrating ( $cat_hentai = “noclothes”, $before = ”,
    $after = ‘<tentacles>’, $between = “legs”,
    $show_images = true, $orderby =( offensiveness )
  7. $flavors = $this -> iceCream( squid_ink );

With assistance from the lovely Natalie

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14 comments:

  1. Barbapoppa, 19, September 2004, 1:05 |  

    I betcha if i was pyootre-geek i would find post more humorous.:-(:!:

     
  2. mikeB, 19, September 2004, 1:07 |  

    You got the Japanese panties obsession down right, matey! ARRRRRRRRR! (Where’s the parrot and Jolly Roger icons?)

     
  3. Esther, 19, September 2004, 1:27 |  

    Avast, ye mateys! This here post is enough to make this landlubber wench reach for some hearty grog, and then walk the plank. Arrrrr!

     
  4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 19, September 2004, 3:36 |  

    Whoops. I didn’t expect that comment to be that long. I thought I only copied and pasted a PART of that song. Sorry.

    At least now I can say I’ve made a comment probably longer than the Rev’s! :razz:

     
  5. Lou Zha, 19, September 2004, 4:05 |  

    Arrr ye salty scallywags. What be this HTML ye speak of? Be that some sort of brigantine or a sloop? Know ye that nones faster than my Man-O-War, The Esjee Ehmell.

     
  6. Nikki, 19, September 2004, 7:16 |  

    Savvy? :java:

     
  7. Frisko, 19, September 2004, 8:15 |  

    I found a modern grog pickled, bildge rat.
    http://www.chuckecheese.com

    top o’ the mornin’ to yea all

    :java:
    Frisko

     
  8. cap'n plopsie, 19, September 2004, 9:51 |  

    Talk Like A Pirate Day lands on Sunday this Year???!
    oKay, bow yer ‘eads, ye scalliwags–’ere goes…

    Aaaaarrrrrrrr Fartharrrrr, who Arrrrrrrt in ‘Evvin. ‘Allllllowed Be Thy Nayume!

     
  9. Mandy, 19, September 2004, 19:43 |  

    Arrrrr it be colder than a witch’s tit tonight! Shiver me nippers. :boobs::boobs:

     
  10. Tian, 20, September 2004, 15:19 |  

    I proposed to my fiancee yesterday with:

    “Arrr you willing to marry me?”

    and she said yes.

    http://www.tian.cc/2004/09/arrr-you-willing-to-marry-me.html

     
  11. wantwit, 21, September 2004, 3:17 |  

    function(swab){
    var poop, poopdeck, capn, teh_shark, me;
    poop+poopdeck+capn+teh_shark=me;
    cout end;
    }

     
  12. (Cap'n)Meat Popsicle, 7, October 2004, 2:58 |  

    Ahoy lads! I see we be lettin the bloody Japaneese swab our own poopdecks with ye bonnie code. I say we load the cannons and take back what is Arrrrs….:mad:

     
  13. cat knowledge | grep understanding » Japannese HTML (Pingback), 23, October 2004, 21:07 |  
     

    [...] /23/2004

    Japannese HTML
    Filed under: General — daniel @ 4:07 pm

    This is what would have happened if the Japanese were allowed to develop HTML. Too hilarious. [...]

     
  14. Anonymous, 11, December 2004, 2:08 |  
    Davezilla

    sup…is this chatting place?:roll: