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The Trollsen Twins!
You know how they have those trolls that you can stick on top of a pencil? Can you do the same thing with the Olsen twins?
No, Mary Kay is too thin to fit on a pencil.
Have you seen the latest photo of those two?
Ironic and Scary
(Apologies if the link doesn’t work; I’m still learning)
It’s …it’s … uncanny.
The resemblance I mean.
Dear Dave,
It took a few second for my image to load, but I saw the text that said “troll twins” and I said, “Oh, it must be the Olsens.”
The fact that you and I are very much on the same wavelength lately scares the living bejeesus out of me.
I’ve always thought the Olsen twins looked like trolls, even when they were on that god-awful show Full House, that I only watched because I had some weird crush on Uncle Jesse.
Okay, I still have a weird crush on John Stamos. I look forward to collect call commercials just so I can see him.
Yes, I’m on codeine and normally I would not have indulged this to everybody.
But I just wrote a long letter cursing Amazon.com for making me their bitch and posted it on my blog, too.
I have to hit the hay-dar.
Sincerely,
Uhh, Dave, Mary Kate is the pencil.
If anyone caught Bill Maher’s new show on HBO last night, he delivered a classic joke about them. “Mary Kate Olsen has recently signed a deal as an advertising spokesperson for McDonalds in France. She really likes their food, cause it’s less work to throw up after eating it.”
hehehe
I feel like throwing up if I weaken and eat that McDonald garbage.
I think the trolls are sexier, but I don’t think they’re 18 yet.
The Olsen twins are looking more like Blythe Dolls every day.
Well, I recognize the Olsen Twins on the left, but -being out of the loop as I am- I have no idea who the
two babes 
on the right.
I’ve been looking for a set of twins for a double-feature, if you know what I mean…
Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you!!! ever since the trolls were introduced i was telling everybody that those twins really looked like those troll dolls. Also is it just me or does Resse Witherspoon resemble that elf from that old Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer christmas special? You know, the elf that sez to rudolph ‘we can be independent together’.
Is it me, Esther, or are the Olsen Twins beginning to resemble the Barbie Twins? (minus the boobs)
The one on the right in the Herald photo looks like Katie Couric.
Slightly, Patrick, only with more evil looking eyes, and minus any body fat, as well.
the more I see these two, the more I am convinced. They are trolls. Good call, Dave
The “Trollsen Twins” look very smiley too.
If I looked like a troll, I’d cry instead.
Unless I was a troll then it would be okay.
Hmmm logically they must be trolls and happy about it too.
Bizarre.
So who’s Shrek then?
I’m really confused now.
i think they look more like trolls when they were younger, but id sure like to stick my
up them both
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