Complete this sentence #12

Posted by Davezilla 17 September, 2004 Latest: Davezilla, naughtee, Hobbit, dogo, He-Who-Leaps-From-Bandwagons,

And like, yesterday? In yoga class? Melissa tried the Blind Sea Monkey Posture and totally __________ her __________ .

Tags: , .

35 comments:

  1. Lou Zha, 17, September 2004, 0:38 |  

    …and totally blinded her sea monkey.
    sorry, i got a cold and am pithiless today.

     
  2. kismet, 17, September 2004, 0:45 |  

    …and totally popped her tampon. :wtf:

     
  3. Esther, 17, September 2004, 1:15 |  

    …and totally philanged her instructor’s colon.:wtf:

    /no idea

     
  4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 17, September 2004, 2:32 |  

    …SHIT her PANTS.

    /all I got tonight, I’m in codeine happy-land

    //sorry, guys

    :dead:

     
  5. a, 17, September 2004, 3:12 |  

    Khanned her Chakra

     
  6. lolly, 17, September 2004, 4:18 |  

    fscked … lycra

     
  7. Moxie, 17, September 2004, 4:35 |  

    Chaka her Khanned.

     
  8. wantwit, 17, September 2004, 5:23 |  

    blanked, blank.

     
  9. Frisko, 17, September 2004, 6:56 |  

    Monkey-ed her classmates

    aaahahahahah

    non dairy creamer

    frisko

     
  10. mikeB, 17, September 2004, 7:02 |  

    lowered her credit rating.

     
  11. Nikki, 17, September 2004, 7:06 |  

    excited her goldfish.

     
  12. mikeB, 17, September 2004, 7:07 |  

    wrote an extensive novel on German existentialists. Then she fucked the football team. :wang:

     
  13. Margaret, 17, September 2004, 7:09 |  

    …lost her sea monkeys.

     
  14. Mandy, 17, September 2004, 7:22 |  

    double dipped in the salsa. :wtf:

     
  15. mikeB, 17, September 2004, 7:52 |  

    changed her voter approval rating.

     
  16. Spud, 17, September 2004, 7:59 |  

    …turned herself inside out thereby exposing her internal organs to the atmosphere and consequently died.

     
  17. Woozle, 17, September 2004, 8:20 |  

    … gnargled her Garthak.

    Sorry, I watched Coneheads the other day, and it’s still with me.

     
  18. Kevin, 17, September 2004, 8:30 |  

    …infarcted her duodenum.

     
  19. crankycat, 17, September 2004, 9:02 |  

    bent her wookie

     
  20. rust, 17, September 2004, 10:35 |  

    wedged her panties in a knot

     
  21. Esther, 17, September 2004, 13:04 |  

    Damn, Spud, that’s harsh. lol

    …increased her profits and improved her quality of life.

     
  22. Fishy, 17, September 2004, 14:04 |  

    SPANKED her CHINCHILLA

     
  23. Chortles the Clown, 17, September 2004, 14:10 |  

    sold her children on the black market to murderous clowns. :twisted:

     
  24. Joel, 17, September 2004, 14:31 |  

    jub-jubbed her bandersnatch.

     
  25. Davezilla, 17, September 2004, 14:36 |  

    Who let the clown in? :wtf:

     
  26. Nikki, 17, September 2004, 14:37 |  

    Get the gun.

     
  27. mikeB, 17, September 2004, 14:41 |  

    peeled off her whale tail thong making all of Davezilla’s readers happy (well, most of them) :cool:

     
  28. wantwit, 17, September 2004, 15:11 |  

    unsheathed her sword.

     
  29. naughtee, 17, September 2004, 17:26 |  

    licked her beaver?

     
  30. mikeB, 17, September 2004, 19:55 |  

    lost her keys in her cootchie.

     
  31. Hobbit, 17, September 2004, 21:53 |  

    Ate her biscotti?

    Sorry. I’m really hungry.

     
  32. dogo, 18, September 2004, 2:23 |  

    ..and totally bent her wang. :limp:

     
  33. He-Who-Leaps-From-Bandwagons, 18, September 2004, 15:55 |  

    …and totally stumped her ReV.
    Notice how the rev wont post where it cant ramble on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&On&on&on&on&on&on&on&on&on? These one line postings must be VERY frustrating to something like the rev.

     
  34. Mandy, 18, September 2004, 19:05 |  

    bamboozled her thingamajig.

     
  35. Mandy, 19, September 2004, 19:46 |  

    Jealous cause we all like ReV’s chest and think he’s hot? I’d do him.