Overheard: Home Deity Edition

Posted by Davezilla 16 September, 2004 Latest: mikeB, Frisko, wookiee, MrStitch, malcolm,

[ SCENE: Two men are discussing "family values" and Republican beliefs. ]

Man #1: He was a fine upstanding Christian man, not unlike this feller here (points to me). You’re a god-fearing Christian, aren’t you?
Me: I think of myself as more of a Christian-fearing god.
Man #1: …

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20 comments:

  1. TheFaramir, 16, September 2004, 0:03 |  

    So what’s with this need to “fear” God anyhow?

     
  2. kismet, 16, September 2004, 0:03 |  

    :grin: Hahahaha, that’s fricken funny as hell.

     
  3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty, 16, September 2004, 0:25 |  

    Moses is my homeboy, and Barbara is my homegirl. :kiss:

    Now tawk amongst yaselves, I’m farklempt! I’ll give you a topic: Do Gawd-fearing Christians really fear Gawd, or do they fear their pastors rubbing their shmegegees and fondling their knishes? :wang:

    Discuss!

    :java:

     
  4. Mandy, 16, September 2004, 0:25 |  

    Almost wet myself. Too funny, Dave! :lol:

     
  5. Esther, 16, September 2004, 0:31 |  

    :lol:

    Good Lord, that was hilarious! Nice answer. :twisted:

     
  6. Minnie, 16, September 2004, 1:26 |  

    I get scared of those Christians, too. And first on that list is, Dubyah. He needs salvation; someone save him from himself.

     
  7. Esther, 16, September 2004, 1:28 |  

    P.S. Thanks for the link, Nikki! Simply fantastic. :kiss:

     
  8. wantwit, 16, September 2004, 1:46 |  

    eh.

     
  9. wantwit, 16, September 2004, 1:50 |  

    i think your “just like atkins, but with carbs!” tagline should be changed to “just like Atkins, but interactive!”

     
  10. wantwit, 16, September 2004, 1:51 |  

    …because he’s dead.

     
  11. Spud, 16, September 2004, 2:00 |  

    One persons bad fashion sense is another persons pleasure.

    Take it from a bloke who mainly dresses in shorts and shirts.

    Think plumbers arse crack. :???:

     
  12. Spud, 16, September 2004, 2:03 |  

    I shouldn’t have said dresses should I? perhaps wears would have sounded better.

     
  13. Margaret, 16, September 2004, 5:09 |  

    When he asked if you were a God-fearing Christian, you should have asked what your other choices were.

    Speaking of God-fearing, how are your neighbors?

     
  14. Nikki, 16, September 2004, 6:50 |  

    Brilliant answer, Dave. You da man.

     
  15. mikeB, 16, September 2004, 7:55 |  

    Your own……..personal…….Jesus.

     
  16. Frisko, 16, September 2004, 8:20 |  

    Dave,
    I love you man! The other side of that finatical question you answered is “why do fundimantal Christians always always lose their diety, and ask unsuspecting folk if they have found him”?
    I keep track of my dieties, why can’t they? It is not my turn to watch him. I am not being paid to diety sit, and if I am where’s my check.

    Laughing privately ALL day,

    Frisko

     
  17. Spud, 16, September 2004, 8:32 |  

    I just realised I posted in the wrong thread. :???:

    Um…

    Dave is a god who fears christians I believe was what was on the table. :geek:

     
  18. wookiee, 16, September 2004, 13:39 |  

    Christian-fearing God… I’m definitely going to use that. :twisted:

     
  19. MrStitch, 16, September 2004, 16:29 |  

    I agree… I fear just about all christians… knowing that someday, they will try to turn my children to their evil ways.

     
  20. malcolm, 16, September 2004, 18:08 |  

    why are the majority of the fuglies blonde?