Archive for September, 2004

New Constellations

New Constellations

Commercial interruption

Waffos! A delicious breakfast food product.

Exciting New Flavors!

  • Toasted Crab-Apple
  • Brown-Sugar Liniment
  • Maple-Jalapeño
  • Smoked Salmon-Dacquiri
  • NEW! Kitty Bacon

My Dung?

My Dung restaurant

A restaurant called My Dung getting fined for health code violations? Never saw that coming.
Image via I Love Bacon

Mini Pinch

We’ve all played Slug Bug (or its bastard variant: Punch Buggy). The concept is simple. Spot a VW Beetle driving past, call it and its color out before your friend does, and punch them as hard as possible. Newer games have since arisen such as doing the ZZ Top arm swing every time a PT Cruiser goes past or flipping off Hummer drivers.

Natalie and I propose a new game called Mini Pinch. See a Mini Cooper, yell Mini Pinch and pinch the person next to you. It’s easy and very addictive, particularly if the person next to you has a nice backside.

Anyone else have any automotive games to share?

Note to self: 5,003

The next time you take a shower with your girlfriend, make sure that all of your Albanian neighbor’s 17 cousins have finished flushing the toilet first.

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