New Constellations


A restaurant called My Dung getting fined for health code violations? Never saw that coming.
Image via I Love Bacon
We’ve all played Slug Bug (or its bastard variant: Punch Buggy). The concept is simple. Spot a VW Beetle driving past, call it and its color out before your friend does, and punch them as hard as possible. Newer games have since arisen such as doing the ZZ Top arm swing every time a PT Cruiser goes past or flipping off Hummer drivers.
Natalie and I propose a new game called Mini Pinch. See a Mini Cooper, yell Mini Pinch and pinch the person next to you. It’s easy and very addictive, particularly if the person next to you has a nice backside.
Anyone else have any automotive games to share?
The next time you take a shower with your girlfriend, make sure that all of your Albanian neighbor’s 17 cousins have finished flushing the toilet first.