Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Albanian neighbor: Get car.
Me: Excuse me?

Albanian neighbor: Get car. New. Is. Get car.
Me: Uh, oh that’s a rental car. Mine is in the shop.

Albanian neighbor: Is nice get car.
Me: Yes, it is nice to get a car.

Albanian neighbor: You watch Olympuh-nick?
Me: Yes, Greece just lost to the US in volleyball.

Albanian neighbor: Yes. Wolley vall. They lose.
Me: Were you voting for Greece or America?

Albanian neighbor: Get car. Nice.

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If the garbage bag of cat litter is too full, and you’re hustling to the dumpster before it rips wide open, wear shoes and socks next time.

I got to thinking about how people name their boats and wondered if I had a boat, what would I name it? Here’s some suggestions I recommend avoiding at all costs:

1. Sea Maiden’s Drool Bucket
2. Ocean Loaf
3. Cthulhu’s Tantrum
4. Paris Hilton’s Bikini
5. Jimmy Hoffa’s Coffin
6. River Chunk
7. Leaky Heap
8. Wet Bastard
9. Peanutbutter and Jellyfish
10. The Sea Ho